Evidently, I type eighty-two words per minute! Holy turd-muffin, Bartman!

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Evidently, I am a good typist, which is strange, because I am self-taught (years of political arguments on IRC) and I type with exactly one finger on my right hand, that being the fuck you finger, and two on the left. Is this how you are supposed to type? Oh, wait, there's another finger on the left hand getting involved as well. Goodness, this is strange. Also, I lift my hands up high no matter what, this being due to the computer lessons. I also type very percussively (I've heard 'you type like a hacker') which sounds excellent on this clickey ancient IBM keyboard.

I also took a Microsoft Word test. Goodness me, there's a shitload of stuff in Word that I didn't use or know about. I figured out how to find most of it, though. Macros and such. I should really make some macros, they seem pretty cool. The first time I'd ever used one was on the test. Odd!