"We totally messed up. We weren't prepared, and as a result, a lot of you got screwed. I am going to fix this." And then I actually would.

TPS for Prez in 20(whenever I'm old enough)!

Just to get it out of the way:

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

*glares*

*registers tps2020.com and thepinksuperhero2020.com, squats*

Stand up mike9322 or you'll get cramps.

Nothing. I refuse to believe actions speak louder than turds.

I think it'll be 11 years before she's old enough to be president.

*registers tps2028.com and thepinksuperhero2028.com*

"things are the same... but different... bigger, but smaller....

there are computers...

...

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!"

Tonight on CrossHardFireBallTalk: Will Middle America Vote For A Superhero?

And what would I have said? "I'd like to thank the Academy and all the people who made this possible, this is as much yours as it is mine. Now, I'll like to talk for a second about our culture, there are a lot of powerful lobbies trying to tell us that they own our culture. Sure, making movies is our job, and we need to get paid for that job, but that doesn't mean that whoever initially funded the movie gets to own that piece of our collective culture forever. Walt Disney got his start by dipping in to the deep well of our culture, and using it to make fantastic new art like Snow White and Cinderella *music starts to play me off*"

No comment.

"Suck it, America! they're promisin' to make me Prince George of Dubai (with a harem an' everything!) once this deal's done! now--off to the ranch for some more vacationeerin!"

"i shall burn quonsar in his tank."

"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, that His justice cannot sleep forever."

"I'm sorry. We don't support that here. However, since you insisted on installing that despite written regulations and incessant warnings, I can offer you a free backupless reimage and a revocation of your administrative privileges."