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06 March 2006

Punchlines with no joke →[More:]
Barium enema!? I thought you said Uranium enema!?

post by: King of Prontopia at: 17:55 | 28 comments

Ducks don't go into bars.

posted by tr33hggr 06 March | 17:58

That's no mathematician -- That's my sister!

posted by agropyron 06 March | 18:01

He was singing 'On The Road Again'!

posted by heatherann 06 March | 18:01

Do you actually think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?

posted by mike9322 06 March | 18:04

The fourth guy ducks.

posted by sciurus 06 March | 18:05

That's not his hand.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 March | 18:17

And outside the door, there was a sign that said "You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy".

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 March | 18:17

No soap, radio!

posted by heatherann 06 March | 18:25

I love that Sisters of Mercy joke TPS

posted by sciurus 06 March | 18:26

1) Natalie.

2) That's not a halo; it's a steering wheel!!!

3) He only took tips.

: >

posted by amberglow 06 March | 18:33

Bob.

posted by matildaben 06 March | 18:43

It was stapled to the chicken.

posted by mike9322 06 March | 18:53

You're not up here for the hunting, are you?

posted by nomis 06 March | 19:03

"Well, I don't know about the other two, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson."

posted by Incharitable Dog 06 March | 19:10

You had him adjusted for quail.

posted by bmarkey 06 March | 19:18

Tha Aristocrats!

posted by ooga_booga 06 March | 19:23

[singing like Eddie Vedder] "wooo-oah, I'm still alive!"

posted by drjimmy11 06 March | 19:26

because seven ate nine!

posted by small_ruminant 06 March | 19:35

ketchup.

posted by seanyboy 06 March | 19:50

Lou Diamond!

posted by eamondaly 06 March | 19:57

eamondaly wins!

Aside - I (read, mr.s tr33 and I) LOVE that show. She (hypothetically) wants to start a league here (it'd never fly, for so many reasons). Anyway, they'd be called the Farmer's Daughters (midwest, big time farming) and she'd be The Chronic - SHE'LL MAKE YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT!!

Ok, back to business, gotta go teach (though right now I only have one student, and class starts in three minutes . . . )

posted by tr33hggr 06 March | 20:24

MERV GRIFFIN!!

posted by loquacious 06 March | 20:56

Wooganaugawooganauga, flimmer! Zaaakaaaaaaaa - Zaaaaaaaakaaaaaaaaaaa!

Hornflint, Huzzah! Gloomy little flaps.....

posted by Lipstick Thespian 06 March | 22:19

'What's that you're putting in my mouth, Batman?'

posted by rebirtha 06 March | 22:55

To get to the other side.

He couldn't find the receiver!

Put up goalposts in your backyard.

posted by sisterhavana 06 March | 23:15

It is chickenshit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?

posted by ColdChef 06 March | 23:23

... please!

posted by drjimmy11 07 March | 00:03

A STICK!!!

posted by Capn 07 March | 10:00

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