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03 March 2006

"A blind German psychic claimed Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks..."The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of expression"

post by: arse_hat at: 01:01 | 7 comments

Strangely, I have the same power.

posted by trondant 03 March | 01:07

Well trondant listen to my butt as I have a viral thing happening and my butt is very expressive tonight.

posted by arse_hat 03 March | 01:14

I have a similar gift.

If I grab a girl's ass and they don't slap me, I can predict to a 90% confidence that 90%+ of the time I'm going to have a decent night. If I get slapped, I can predict to 90% confidence that I'll have a 10% chance of having a decent night.

posted by porpoise 03 March | 01:21

Multiple amputees must mess with your numbers somewhat porpoise?

posted by arse_hat 03 March | 01:25

/me makes motorboat noises

posted by trondant 03 March | 02:49

A mad German rapist called Moults
Attacked two office cleaners from Holts.
When he ran from this caper
The headline in the paper
Read: "Nut screws washers and bolts"

posted by Wolfdog 03 March | 07:18

HA!!

posted by chewatadistance 03 March | 07:28

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