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01 March 2006

I just did a stretch, and ripped the armpit of my shirt. →[More:]I just thought you'd like to know.

post by: ThePinkSuperhero at: 16:40 | 18 comments

Talk about tight clothing.

Harlot! Harlot!

(ps, please keep wearing tight clothing)

posted by porpoise 01 March | 16:45

Now my armpit is all free to the breeze.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 March | 16:45

I woke up this morning with a weird bruise on my temple. It had three little circular shapes. After fretting about it and feeling paranoide for a while, I finally realized that I must have been sleeping on my fist.

posted by mudpuppie 01 March | 16:45

hehehe, I didn't realize it was so tight- it doesn't look tight.... but I guess it is.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 March | 16:45

Or was- it's not anymore.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 March | 16:47

I have a weird scratch on my left breast and I have no idea where it came from.

posted by kosher_jenny 01 March | 17:07

Sorry about that kosher_jenny.

*trims toenails*

posted by dg 01 March | 17:22

Start a trend!

posted by flopsy 01 March | 17:39

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posted by Capn 01 March | 17:41

Funny thought: wash the shirt and take it to some fancy boutique selling "distressed" clothing. Tell the staff you got it as a gift, but it's the wrong color.

posted by Smart Dalek 01 March | 17:44

With added Pinkness:

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posted by flopsy 01 March | 18:06

Sympathy. What you're looking for is sympathy, pinky. Or looser-fitting clothes. You can have mine. [Both.]

Wow, I know who drew that Hulk just at a glance. I'm a comics geek! Thanks for reminding us why he's the jade behemoth, flopsy, not the pink... protagonist. I guess Lee and Kirby had good color sense.

posted by shane 01 March | 18:18

flopsy - lol

posted by porpoise 01 March | 19:06

Just FYI: "I just did a stretch" in archaic hipster slang meant "I just got out of prison". Might still in some subcultures.

posted by bmarkey 01 March | 19:06

Um, how far down did the rip go? I ask merely for information...

posted by King of Prontopia 01 March | 20:25

It was just the seam of the armpit, so it was just a big hole in the armpit.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 March | 22:13

Exercise kills.

posted by trondant 01 March | 23:42

Nice armpit!

posted by sciurus 02 March | 07:54

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