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OK, baby, lemme lay it out for you all nicely and neatly:
This country is at war. But it's not a war against an enemy, or even a war against a friend who fucked your best girl when you were out getting pissed at the footie match. "Where's Derry?" you asked, "Oh, I think he said he had to work today", that tosser who owes you a tenner said. No, this war, this faceless, nameless war, it's a war against the stifling confines of celibacy. See, you and me, we're front line soldiers. If we don't put a stop to all this madness, who will? Who will save us from the creeping, soul-sucking death that we face? No one. Just you, me, a bottle of Courvoisier, and maybe some nice scented candles to set the mood just right. Those are our weapons, and that is our duty. Our patriotic, mandated-by-god-himself destiny to get busy all night long.
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