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28 February 2006

Flirt with me. (Because tilda asked for it)→[More:]Winner gets a date with me. Assuming you're female and can fly here. But don't let that discourage you, males and poor people.

post by: mike9322 at: 13:06 | 29 comments

So is the 9322 in reference to anything particular, sailor? Tell me it's not micrometers (though that would explain the "mike" for micro-).

posted by Eideteker 28 February | 13:15

Nice tripod!

posted by Hugh Janus 28 February | 13:17

Is that a tilda in your pocket, or just an approximation?

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 28 February | 13:17

I bet the 9322 is for how many times he can please a lady!

posted by matildaben 28 February | 13:17

Did you just fart? Because you're blowing me away.

posted by amro 28 February | 13:18

Well, I've dated mike4661, and he's, like, half the man you are, sweet thing.

posted by taz 28 February | 13:18

Oh, god. Amro wins. Oi. Oi.

posted by taz 28 February | 13:20

Uhh...hey baby. : )

posted by sisterhavana 28 February | 13:21

That shirt looks very becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be coming too.

posted by sciurus 28 February | 13:22

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

posted by Specklet 28 February | 13:23

/me makes a note to remember sciurus' line for an appropriate time

posted by matildaben 28 February | 13:24

You wanna go fuck in the bushes?

posted by cmonkey 28 February | 13:25

I'm married, and I can drive there.

That should scare your perky blonde ass to ever lovin' death, my dear.

posted by rainbaby 28 February | 13:26

Did you just fart? Because you're blowing me away.

Mind if I use that line? It sounds like a winner.

posted by cmonkey 28 February | 13:26

It's like Valentines Day all over again, except on the front page, and WAAAAY hotter. At this rate, I may just fly to the winner.

posted by mike9322 28 February | 13:27

*sits in corner, glances at mike9322*
*blushes furiously*
*glances back*
*turns beet red and has to leave.*

posted by mygothlaundry 28 February | 13:28

mike9322, if you were a booger, I'd pick YOU first! :-D

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 February | 13:34

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me.

(I've never had the guts to use this line in real life!)

posted by sisterhavana 28 February | 13:35

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me.

(I've never had the guts to use this line in real life!)

posted by sisterhavana 28 February | 13:36

You've got the nicest smile I've ever hoped to come across.

posted by dobbs 28 February | 13:41

Hey sexy, nice pocket protector ;)

posted by SassHat 28 February | 13:52

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

posted by deborah 28 February | 14:01

Hey, baby. Wanna wrestle?

posted by wimpdork 28 February | 14:03

Your breath is as fresh as a summer ham.

posted by Eideteker 28 February | 14:04

I'm writing down some of these.

posted by matildaben 28 February | 14:15

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me.

(I've never had the guts to use this line in real life!)
I love this line! I will have to find a situation to use this!

Oh, and for mike9322: You and me baby, ain't nuthin' but mammals. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel... (with props out to the Bloodhound Gang)

posted by LunaticFringe 28 February | 14:18

Nice shoes, let's fuck.

posted by King of Prontopia 28 February | 14:54

You call 'em sideburns; I call 'em thigh warmers.

posted by eamondaly 28 February | 15:50

I suppose a fuck's out of the question?

(I have actually seen this used successfuly, but never had to guts to try it myself)

posted by dg 28 February | 22:07

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