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25 February 2006

WTF, Taco Bell? Is T-Bell using the same firm that came up with the "Double Cheeseburger, I'd hit it!" campaign?
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I got lunch at Taco Bell today and noticed some strange little slogans printed on the hot sauce packets.

...Tails

Bike tires scare me

and strangest of all:

Nice palm. I read a great deal of pleasure in your future

Are they saying I'm gonna run home and jerk off after eating my burrito?

post by: pieisexactlythree at: 19:21 | 6 comments

The ones I've gotten were pretty good and I actually like these. That one about jerking off is a bit odd though.

posted by puke & cry 25 February | 19:24

*masturbates furiously*

posted by pieisexactlythree 25 February | 19:29

No, it's that it's palm reading because you held the packet and now you're going to have pleasure because you're about to eat a taco.

posted by kmellis 25 February | 19:35

Are they saying I'm gonna run home and jerk off after eating my burrito?

Maybe they're suggesting hot sauce as a substitute for Jergen's.

posted by jonmc 25 February | 20:16

Might I just interject that if you really plan on touchy anything tingly after you've been handling spicy foods ... don't until you've thoroughly washed your hands?

Let's just say a friend of a friend was once eating jalapenos and then decided to do something with his digits to his girl (or boy) friend at the time and ... it wasn't pretty.

Also? Don't substitute Pantene shampoo for Jergens. There's some useful advice that I'd like to see on a packet of mayo.

posted by WolfDaddy 25 February | 20:31

I remember a story similar to this showing up on MoFi a while back...

posted by pieisexactlythree 25 February | 21:27

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