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19 February 2006

What the hell is a go forward basis? I just don't get it.
Join the anti-business-language jihad. Asinine corporatespeak will burn in the fires of righteousness!
posted by killdevil 19 February | 11:02
Try to detect it!
It's not too late!
To whip it!
Whip it good!
posted by Smart Dalek 19 February | 11:18
No, seriously, what is it supposed to mean?
posted by grouse 19 February | 11:22
it just means "from this point forward..."
posted by killdevil 19 February | 12:12
"Fuckit, we're sticking with the plan - setbacks, new information, bugs, whatever be damned."

Kind of like the war on terror.
posted by porpoise 19 February | 12:17
Well, as you forward bias a p-n junction the applied E-field opposes the built-in E-field, thus reducing the depletion region. As the depletion region shrinks the diffusion currents increase. It's the sum of these diffusion currents and the drift currents that give you a net current across the junction.

Wait... we aren't talking about solid state electronics? Never mind.
posted by sbutler 19 February | 12:41
i always thought it meant we'll keep going, take everything as it comes, and improvise and worry about problems as they arise, and not before.
posted by amberglow 19 February | 13:08
I take it to mean "whatever you just said that pretty much shows that our project is impossible/illegal/ridulous needs to be ignored, so let's just pretend you didn't say it. Agreed, OK?"
posted by StickyCarpet 19 February | 13:55
1) It's an insipid form of expection: "...something which can immediately be placed into effect, preferably by any dilligent self-starters we may need to involve in the project...that is, if you will, a clear plan that can be used right away, with a clear vision that'll allow us to stay on the same page at all times."

2) It's an insipid form of compliment: "I/you/we/they can always count on ___ at a moment's notice. Yep, always there, at any time, and smart as a whip, too! A true go-to type."

3) It's an insipid form of affirmation: "When our group offers its consulting services, it's always direct and to the point, without wasting any time. Because, you know, clear visions often need to be employed in a very direct and to the point basis, particularly if it can be done without wasting any time."

4) It's an insipid cue for (implied mutual) acknowledgement: "Bob, I see you standing in the hallway - I'm assuming you're still working on that very important assignment, correct?"
"Um, yes, boss, I'm right on it-"
"Glad to hear it. It's great that we can touch base like this, because that's how results often get done here. Just so you know, of course."
"Right, sir. Loud and clear."
posted by Smart Dalek 19 February | 13:57
Didn't we discuss this in my "what the fuck is up with all this new empty goddamned cubicle-speak" thread?

Oops, no, I guess we missed it.

;-)
posted by shane 19 February | 14:14
Didn't we discuss this in my "what the fuck is up with all this new empty goddamned cubicle-speak" thread?

We're discussing it here on a go-forward basis.
posted by grouse 19 February | 15:42
Monk's mind game. || Why no "Post" button?

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