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17 February 2006

Examiners found abrasions in the goat's anus, but could not determine what caused them. Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity was suspended....
post by: orthogonality at: 12:55 | 26 comments
Kentucky? Say no more...
posted by AlexReynolds 17 February | 13:01
Asshole frat boys.
posted by amro 17 February | 13:07
Hey, lotsa people engage in gruff sex.

posted by jonmc 17 February | 13:08
Asshole frat boys.

Pun intended?
posted by Frisbee Girl 17 February | 13:14
Twats.
posted by essexjan 17 February | 13:16
Thing about billy, see, is he's always "horny" and will eat anything.

Billy: Putting the "Goat" in Goatse!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 17 February | 13:16
I'm more disgusted by how they treated the goat than by...how they treated the goat. They left it in the basement to stand in urine and crap, with no food or water. Fucktards.
posted by iconomy 17 February | 13:17
I'll betcha they got the idea from Revenge Of The Nerds.
posted by jonmc 17 February | 13:17
Goats are not for fucking. Goats are for making cheese, and occasionally being curried and served over rice.
posted by jonmc 17 February | 13:19
That's exactly what I thought, iconomy.

Woolsucking fuckers.
posted by Specklet 17 February | 13:21
But, but I thought frat boys got all the (dumb-as-doorknob) girls they wanted - what'd they need with a goat?

Won't somebody think of the frat boys?
posted by porpoise 17 February | 13:34
Sounds to me like the goat was getting curried aplenty, jonmc.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 17 February | 13:35
I wonder if they abandoned the goat in the basement after they discovered it was a male? After all, they wouldn't want anyone to think they're gay, would they? Hell, no!
posted by essexjan 17 February | 13:37
Weird thing is, at my college, there was only one fraternity, and since it was mostly a commuter school they didn't have a house. All they wanted to do was drink beer and wear hats with Greek letters on them. I've been to parties at one or two other schools frats and the parties were no wilder than any other bunch of college kids. I dunno what's going on at some of these schools, though.
posted by jonmc 17 February | 13:42
Brokeback Mountain Goat
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 17 February | 13:42
[This is baa-a-a-ad.]
posted by gigawhat? 17 February | 13:45
Future business leaders of America.
posted by Hugh Janus 17 February | 14:32
Just as long as they stay out of the meat-packing industry.
posted by jonmc 17 February | 14:33
*giggles furiously at Flo*

And please, let us save some pity for the goat anus examiners.
posted by jrossi4r 17 February | 14:33
Fundamental misunderstanding of the term goatsex.
posted by me3dia 17 February | 14:37
This (from monkeyfilter) seems appropriate: bunny, bear anus & humping.
posted by danostuporstar 17 February | 14:40
Poor goat. : (
posted by sisterhavana 17 February | 15:20
How long before we see Law & Order: Goat Anus Inspector Unit?
posted by tommasz 17 February | 15:20
*bleats*
posted by krix 17 February | 19:21
Uh-oh.... Double Secret Probation for AGR!
posted by Doohickie 17 February | 21:49
Gay Goat Anus!
posted by Lipstick Thespian 18 February | 11:12
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