Well, what I thought of was that great episode from that dismally underrated cartoon series "The Angry Beavers": "Sans-A-Pelt", in which our heroes, Norbert and Daggett (flawlessly played by Nick Bakay and Richard Horvitz), found themselves far from home and fur-less from the neck down.

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And especially, I was thinking of the wonderful musical number from that cartoon featuring the lovely Shared Sheep Singers. (mp3 file via yousendit.com)

correction: SHEARED Sheep Singers.

Odd site. It misspells Castor Canadensis as clastor canadensis and Castor Canadensis is commonly called the North American Beaver and not "the bald beaver".

Ok so I went to the store and friends pages. ;)

yeah, these days even something that sounds like it could be meant innocently is pretty much guaranteed to be meant as a reference - I wouldn't even believe a 'save the beavers' page, I don't think - people who want to actually help these critters will just include beavers among a buncha other mammals or they will take advantage knowingly of the double entendre... but once you get to "bald beaver" - forget it. It'd be like naming your daughter "Pussy".

There is a big difference between bald beavers and shaved ones.