"The Greek goddess of beauty, Aphrodite, was beautiful all over, but was unique in that her buttocks were especially beautiful," he explained. "Her shapely rounded hemispheres were so appreciated by the Greeks that they built a special temple Aphrodite Kallipygos, which literally meant, 'Goddess with the Beautiful Buttocks.' This was probably the only religious building in the world that was dedicated to buttock worship."

"Her shapely rounded hemispheres were so appreciated by the Greeks that they built a special temple..."

Great band name, Shapely Rounded Hemispheres.

"This was probably the only religious building in the world that was dedicated to buttock worship."

Preceding my own temple, that of my puberty, full of the art books of Frank Frazetta [link NSF!] et al.

Oog. Guess I'm an ass man. It's not as important as brains and a good heart, though.
Was that oversharing?

"This was probably the only religious building in the world that was dedicated to buttock worship."

Wait until you hear the booty call to prayer.

Oh. My. (buttocky) Goddess.

I've spent half the day laughing so hard I'm crying.

And the other half so truly touched (no - not that way, silly!) I'm crying.

What a great fucking Valentine's Day. So good.

*cries*