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14 February 2006

TOMKAT NOMORE!!!!! OMG WTF BBQ OTIII

post by: delmoi at: 17:40 | 22 comments

WWXD?

posted by bardic 14 February | 17:44

NOOOOOOPOOOOOOO!

posted by seanyboy 14 February | 17:47

You had me at "good-bye."

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 14 February | 17:49

Pacey!

posted by bardic 14 February | 17:51

I heard that Katie dumped Tom for Mullah Omar, he's hiding from the CIA in the Hollywood Hills, ssh don't tell anyone

posted by selfnoise 14 February | 17:52

well, that ruins my Valentine's.

posted by orthogonality 14 February | 18:10

My cyclops baby can't handle this news.

posted by jaksemas 14 February | 18:13

If Brangelina break up I don't think I'm going to have the will to go on.

But we'll always have tadgygeezer.

posted by iconomy 14 February | 18:18

the tadgygeezer thing is over! i heard her talking to some other man. she said "bend over darling i'm about to stick it in".

posted by dodgygeezer 14 February | 18:22

Say it ain't so! Defamer has Tomkat's denial of the story (scroll down).

posted by amro 14 February | 18:26

Tomkat's wonks are denying it. But they would.

Brangelina will never break up. She has a magnetic vagina and he an iron c*ck. They are better than the rest of us and their love spawn shall surely be the savior of us all.

posted by jrossi4r 14 February | 18:27

This is it. I don't think I can take another sham celebrity marriage; so from now on I am no longer engaged to Fariuza Balk, we are so done!! Thanks Tomkat for inspiring this valentines day breakup!

posted by miles 14 February | 18:30

Tom just can't keep the fucking cock out of his mouth, that's what.*

*I'm talking--and hypothetically--about Tom Smith, this has nothing to do with Tom Cruise, my name is John Doe.
The preceding is brought to you by the Please Don't Sue Me Mr. Mapother Society
or PDSMMM

posted by WolfDaddy 14 February | 18:33

Good for you miles. Now, if you'll just give me her phone number...

posted by seanyboy 14 February | 18:34

Come out of the closet.

posted by seanyboy 14 February | 18:35

Not Tom. I didn't mean Tom

posted by seanyboy 14 February | 18:36

This just has a weird alien-impregnation vibe to it.

posted by occhiblu 14 February | 18:46

They are better than the rest of us and their love spawn shall surely be the savior of us all.

I read that as "savor us all" like with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

posted by delmoi 14 February | 18:54

*I'm talking--and hypothetically--about Tom Smith

"This is a telephone jack - heh, funny name! But if you have one of these, you're in business."

posted by Smart Dalek 14 February | 19:04

Go Fug Yourself has a column written from the perspective of the tomkitten today and it is cracking me the hell up!

posted by jrossi4r 14 February | 21:13

Whoa, she overcame the dark power of the Scientologists? I think I have a new hero(ine).

If she can break free and escape to open air, she should be okay.

posted by fenriq 14 February | 22:29

SUPPRESSIVE PERSONS HAVE INFLUENCED HER. PREPARE THE PURIFICATION RUNDOWN

posted by killdevil 14 February | 23:28

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