MetaChat is an informal place for MeFites to touch base and post, discuss and
chatter about topics that may not belong on MetaFilter. Questions? Check the FAQ. Please note: This is important.
aw, man, that's so wrong. I totally want a wife. I wouldn't have spent 45 minutes cleaning the bathroom this morning, if I had one. And she would so be baking me a carrot cake with cream cheese frosting today. Hell, I'll take five or six or 'em!