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13 February 2006

World's most flavourless cocktail →[More:]Put three parts filtered water (not chilled) in a tall glass, mix in one part chilled filtered water - and enjoy!

post by: nomis at: 19:34 | 15 comments

garnish with communion wafer.

posted by jonmc 13 February | 19:35

Communion wafers are delicious. I can't eat just one... pack.

I figure if I keep snacking on 'em I'll eventually be 100% Jesus.

posted by loquacious 13 February | 19:40

I can't decide whether to call it "liquid water" or "the water cracker"

posted by nomis 13 February | 19:40

"Hot Ice Toddy"

posted by ColdChef 13 February | 19:42

Communion wafers are delicious. I can't eat just one... pack.

I remember CCD Communion Preparation classes. We recieved long lectures on the proper way to consume the host: NO CHEWING was stressed. After all the buildup, I was astounded at how flavorles it was. Of course I havent taken communion in roughly 15 years, so maybe they've improved the recipe.

posted by jonmc 13 February | 19:44

They're now nacho-cheese flavored. Oh, and communion is referred to as the "body of Hay-Soos".

posted by ColdChef 13 February | 19:45

Ranch flavor is the 'body of Jay-zus,' I guess.

posted by jonmc 13 February | 19:48

No lemon garnish?

posted by chewatadistance 13 February | 19:52

Now you are reminding me of the time I puked outside church on the cement steps, and the priest came out in his brocade vestments with a jewel-encrusted gold chalice and carefully picked all the pieces of host from the puddle.

posted by StickyCarpet 13 February | 19:57

Depending on the filter, water can still have a lot of character.

If you get lucky, one of those molecules has passed through Jesus Christ, Mohammed, Muhammed Ali, and Elvis.

posted by porpoise 13 February | 20:22

stickycarpet, was that enough to convince you religion's loony?

posted by fenriq 13 February | 20:31

stickychurchsteps

posted by ColdChef 13 February | 20:40

The only special water molecules I've found are the ones that passed through Meatloaf, Carrot Top, Richard Simmons and J. Edgar Hoover.

But, yeah, those Nacho communion wafers are the kitten's nipples.

posted by loquacious 13 February | 20:46

are the kitten's nipples.

have I ever told you you're my hero?

posted by jonmc 13 February | 20:56

Canibals!

posted by warbaby 13 February | 21:33

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