Metachat Dream Starring Gaspode! No, it's not what you think.
→[More:] Gaspode and I were grad students/postdocs and Senator Rick Santorum (evil, right-wing, homophobic Republican US Senator) was a professor. Gaspode was part of a plot to ensnare Santorum into some kind of scandal by making him fall in love with her and write her incriminating letters. It was all suggestion - she never actually let the slimeball touch her. I was a behind-the-scenes conspiratorialist and no one ever knew of my part in the plot except for Gaspode.