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10 February 2006

Brokeback supply list (cute, making certain email rounds) ; >

WEEK ONE
# Beans
# Bacon
# Coffee
# Whiskey

WEEK TWO ...
[More:]

# Beans
# Ham
# Coffee
# Whiskey


WEEK THREE
# Beans al fresca
# Thin-sliced Bacon
# Hazelnut Coffee
# Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
# K-Y gel


WEEK FOUR
# Beans en salade
# Pancetta
# Coffee (espresso grind)
# 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
# 2 tubes K-Y gel


WEEK FIVE
# Fresh Fava beans
# Jasmine rice
# Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
# Medallions of veal
# Porcini mushrooms
# 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
# 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
# 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
# 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide


WEEK SIX
# Yukon Gold potatoes
# Heavy whipping cream
# Asparagus (very thin)
# Organic Eggs
# Spanish Lemons
# Gruyere cheese (well aged)
# Crushed Walnuts
# Arugula
# Clarified Butter
# Extra Virgin Olive oil
# Balsamic vinegar
# 3 Cases of Dom Perignon
# 6 yards white silk organdy
# 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
# Large tin Crisco

Heh. Should probably throw in a pack mule, too.

I'm still working on my idea to expand Springsteen's 'Backstreets,' into a East Coast, Urban, Hoodlum version of this. Call it Brokeback Alley, or Brokeback Offramp or something.
posted by jonmc 10 February | 09:58
Was duct tape invented then?
posted by iconomy 10 February | 10:01
Wait, so if you're a foody you're gay?
posted by sciurus 10 February | 10:02
What, no hardtack? No nutmeg?
And you waited SIX WEEKS before considering the lemons?

*You have died of scurvy*
posted by Smart Dalek 10 February | 10:06
Proscuitto? Pancetta? Extra Virgin Olive Oil?

My Italian grandparents are going to be disturbed.
posted by jonmc 10 February | 10:09
Heh. That's cute.

*puts Gyllenhaal on her shopping list*
posted by gaspode 10 February | 10:33
Wait, the homos eat this good? Maybe I'll convert.
posted by orthogonality 10 February | 10:36
jonmc: Brokeback Boardwalk?
posted by Miko 10 February | 11:10
Hmmm. Has possibilities.
posted by jonmc 10 February | 11:12
Brokeback to the Future

I thoroughly enjoyed this!
posted by LunaticFringe 10 February | 11:21
WEEK SEVEN

# Sushi
# Starbucks
# Chocolate Gelato
# 4 Silk scarves
# 1 Feather
posted by me3dia 10 February | 11:45
Something obviously happened during week #2.
posted by warbaby 10 February | 11:54
Wait, so if you're a foody you're gay?

No, this is just what you might buy if you were a gay foodie.

Man, foodie.

It's almost as bad as "furry."
posted by rxrfrx 10 February | 12:30
Man, foodie.

It's almost as bad as "furry."


Great. Now I'm picturing people walking around a convention hall dressed as salamis and bacon and radishes ans stuff.
posted by jonmc 10 February | 13:04
No apron?! The cub scout uniform was what tipped it off for me.
posted by chewatadistance 10 February | 13:12
Smart Dalek, that was hilarious.
posted by Melinika 10 February | 16:00
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