MetaChat - Super Depression

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06 February 2006

Super Depression →[More:]
I just wanted to remind everybody that depression brought on by your team losing in the Super Bowl can be overcome if you try. There are a lot of methods for fighting depression however I think the best method is to buy a copy of my book "Love Smart" because all you need is love.

Star Jones loved my book and although she is slowly turning into Skeletor, she is not depressed at all.

Love Smart everybody! And be sure to watch my primetime special on Valentine's Day. Paula Abdul will be my special guest! She's got a lot of spunk. She's like a dwarf full of firecrackers. That's on CBS, check your local listings for the time!

post by: Dr Phil at: 19:03 | 8 comments

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posted by iconomy 06 February | 19:12

Even though our team lost the Super Bowl, the puppies won the Puppy Bowl. And when the puppies win, WE ALL WIN.

posted by matildaben 06 February | 19:14

Dear Dr. Phil - Can I rub my hips all over your shiny bald haid until my depression over the Hawks losing finally goes away?

Or do I have to settle for the Inspirational Speech That Invariably Leads Us to the Motel 6 at midnight again?

Yours truly, LT

posted by Lipstick Thespian 06 February | 19:14

I find equanimity by categorically ignoring all things football-related.

posted by killdevil 06 February | 19:29

At least the Euphoria's won the Lingerie Bowl.

/wants a lingerie bowl

posted by porpoise 06 February | 19:33

Normally I would feel kind of bummed that I got too drunk to remember most of the game but it sucked pretty hard so it kinda made it better.

posted by puke & cry 06 February | 20:02

I spiked the punch bowl after the second down...

posted by Smart Dalek 06 February | 20:02

Dear Dr. Phil: Wait til Oprah finds out James Frey is your ghostwriter. You gonna be in tru-BULL!

posted by wendell 06 February | 20:31

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