I had a strange dream last night... →[More:]When I was a kid, I lived in the partially-finished basement of our house. It had a carpet and a bathroom, so I was happy 'cos no one bothered me down there. But I would always find slugs roaming around, or abnormally large beetles hanging out on the toilet or other weird things. I used to make salt barriers around the carpet so I wouldn't be waking up to slime trails all over from the goddamn slugs all the time. Oh yeah, and there was this weird fungus thing that grew on the walls and the ceiling, and I would wash it off with bleach but it would just come back. Oh christ, and the huge rats in the unfinished part, the part that would flood in the rainstorms, just on the other side of a flimsy door from my living space. I could hear those fucking rats scratching around all night.

Aaaaaanyway, last night I dreamt that I was back in that room, and it was being invaded by worms and centipedes and spiders, all coming in from the hole in the bathroom wall and swarming all over the carpet. I first tried to stomp them all to death, but there were just too many. Then, giant black worms started invading, and I just couldn't kill them. They were huge! And they had some sort of armour on them, making them invincible. It was like the maggot apocalypse that I've told some of you about, only instead of maggots they were giant worms. Yeah, so I woke up right after I ran out of the room, abandoning it to the hordes of bugs that were feeding on each other and writhing in a giant black mass.

In conclusion, armchair MetaChat psychoanalyzing psychoanalysts...what does this mean?