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03 February 2006

SHOUTING THREAD →[More:]

I'VE BEEN PUTTING IN FACETIME ALL MONTH AND I'M GOING CRAZY. I NEED A NEW JOB.

I WANT THE GIRL TO COME BACK FROM CALIFORNIA SO I CAN LOOK AT HER AGAIN AND FIX HER DINNER. I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MONDAY.

post by: sciurus at: 09:23 | 20 comments

FACETIME: SCIURUS AND HIS GIRL:

≡ Click to see image ≡

via Discovery Channel article Odors Trigger Memory In Squirrels.

posted by taz 03 February | 09:29

AW DAMMIT THAT IS CUTE.

posted by dabitch 03 February | 09:32

HELLO COUSINS!

posted by sciurus 03 February | 09:34

THE WEATHER SUCKS AND I'M A LITTLE CRABBY TODAY. BUT BEING A CRABBY BITCH IS PART OF MY CHARM.

posted by amro 03 February | 10:12

I WISH THIS RAIN WAS SNOW! SNOW, DAMMIT! I WANT WINTER!!

posted by jrossi4r 03 February | 10:15

THANK YOU VITAMIN B AND LOTS OF WATER! I AM NOT TOO HUNG OVER!

posted by matildaben 03 February | 10:35

I KEEP GETTING HANGOVERS AFTER ONLY 4 OR 5 BEERS THE NIGHT BEFORE. THIS IS UNSUPPORTABLE AND PERHAPS THE TRUE SIGN THAT I HAVE ENTERED MY THIRTIES. SHIT!!

posted by gaspode 03 February | 10:43

GASPODE, ALL IS LOST, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A GOOD NIGHT EVER AGAIN. EVER.

I keed. Try bars with cleaner taps.

posted by dabitch 03 February | 10:53

::Whispering:: gaspode, you are a fallen kiwi. You have shamed your countrymen and women.

DRINK YOURSELF MORE PISS. FORGET ABOUT THE LAST ONE HAVE YOURSELF ANOTHER.

posted by Lola_G 03 February | 10:53

YAY!!! FOR QUOTING THE KIWI DRINKING ANTHEM, LOLA!!

dabitch: I was drinking bottled beer. hrrmmm.

I AM TRYING AGAIN TONIGHT ANYWAY!!!

posted by gaspode 03 February | 11:12

DRINK WATER PRIOR TO SNOOZE!

posted by chewatadistance 03 February | 11:25

AND I'M GLAD IT'S FRIDAY SO I CAN HAVE TWO DAYS OF NOT COMING IN TO THIS MEANINGLESS JOB! AND I'M TRYING NOT TO SABOTAGE MYSELF INTO THINKING THE CONFERENCE I'M GOING TO IN 3 WEEKS IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER DEAD END ROAD IN MY NEVER ENDING SEARCH FOR A NEW CAREER!

posted by chewatadistance 03 February | 11:28

MY SERVERS DEAD; MY MAIL WAS STUCK IN CUSTOMS (PRESS RELEASES WITH CD's/DVD's INTENDED FOR ME BY MONDAY - DOUBLE U TEE EFF DANISH CUSTOMS?), AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF MY ELEVATOR BROKE IN THE AFTERNOON BUT I ONLY NOTICED AFTER FIVE; SO I CAN'T GO OUT WITH THE PRAM ALL DAMN WEEKEND. = AAAAAAARGH!

yah and you thought your day sucked.

posted by dabitch 03 February | 12:14

I'M AT WORK DOING SHIT I DON'T FIND THE LEAST BIT INTERESTING! I'M HAPPY AS A PIG IN SHIT!

THOSE TWO THOUGHTS ARE UNRELATED

DABITCH, CAN YOU LEAVE THE PRAM ON THE GROUND FLOOR (MEANING: IS THERE SOMEWHERE SAFE TO LEAVE IT/SOMEONE SAFE TO LEAVE IT WITH) FOR THE WEEKEND AND BRING THE PASSENGER DOWN SEPARATELY? IT MIGHT BE LESS CARRYING AROUND IN THE LONG RUN.

posted by Hugh Janus 03 February | 12:44

I MEAN BRING THE PASSENGER DOWN, RETRIEVE SAID PRAM, THEN PRAM AROUND TOWN TO YOUR HEARTS' CONTENT?

(IT WAS PROBABLY OBVIOUS WHAT I MEANT BUT I'M SHOUTING WITH A HANGOVER).

posted by Hugh Janus 03 February | 12:46

To my boss:

YOUR KEEN POWERS OF OBSERVATION ARE CORRECT: THE LINK TO THE MICROSOFT REMOTE DESKTOP WEB CLIENT IS *NOT* WORKING IN FIREFOX!

IT IS A FUCKING ACTIVE-X CONTROL, YOU DROOLING IDIOT! STOP ASKING WHY IT ISN'T WORKING!!

DON'T YOU GO LOOKING HURT WHEN I SNAP AT YOU! YOUR IDIOCY DESERVES MY DERISION! THIS IS NOT KINDERGARTEN, AND YOU ARE HELD TO STANDARDS OF COMPETANCY! DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR QUESTION IS SO BLOODY FOOLISH?

Sorry, I get a bit agitated by this.

posted by Triode 03 February | 14:11

EVERYONE INTERACTING WITH ME SO FAR TODAY HAS BEEN BITCHY AS HELL AND I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT. DON'T LECTURE ME ON COMPUTER VIRUSES WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND THEN ACT LIKE I'M BEING CHILDISH FOR CALLING YOU ON IT. DON'T GIVE ME A LAUNDRY LIST OF THINGS TO INCLUDE IN THE NEWSLETTER, WITH NO FURTHER INFORMATION ABOUT ANY OF THEM, AND THEN TELL ME THE NEWSLETTER SEEMS LIKE A LAUNDRY LIST AND MAYBE I NEED TO READ OTHER NEWSLETTERS TO SEE WHAT A NEWSLETTER SHOULD LOOK LIKE. I KNOW WHAT A FUCKING NEWSLETTER SHOULD LOOK LIKE, AND IT SHOULD HAVE NEWS, AND THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NO NEWS IS NOT REALLY MY FAULT.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH.

posted by occhiblu 03 February | 14:49

OK, THE NEWSLETTER THING IS *REALLY* PISSING ME OFF. I CREATED BRAND-NEW NEWSLETTERS FROM SCRATCH FOR THREE OTHER COMPANIES. I KNOW WHAT A FUCKING NEWSLETTER IS.

posted by occhiblu 03 February | 14:52

BABY IS ASLEEP. SERVER IS BACK UP AND I HAVE A NICE NEIGHBOUR TO HELP ME CARRY THE PRAM DOWN LIKE HUGH SUGGESTS. CAN'T WE ALL JUST HUG? I NEED A HUG.

what? I shouldn't scream happy endings? sorry I didn't get the newsletter, er, memo.

posted by dabitch 03 February | 17:16

I'm giving you the evil eye, even if you can't see it, oh yes I am.

posted by occhiblu 03 February | 19:12

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