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03 February 2006

you're out of touch →[More:]

and i'm out of time.

because

i'm a family man.

post by: weretable and the undead chairs at: 00:06 | 9 comments

yeah?
well...

you're out of line!

posted by arse_hat 03 February | 00:09

I'm staying out of this one.

posted by bmarkey 03 February | 00:10

but it is the

method of modern love

which gives me so much misery!

say it isn't so!

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 03 February | 00:11

but still...

tonight, she COMES!

because i'm gonna give her my

love touch!

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 03 February | 00:17

and when we're done, we'll ride.

yeah, ride like the wind!

and we'll be free again. and in the midnight hour, she'll cry more more more.

with a rebel yell! more more more!

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 03 February | 00:22

and then, we will dance

safely

and then she will go home

but i'll be watching her.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 03 February | 00:35

and if you wanna get in my way,

stand back!

i gave you your chance. but you were just

too shy

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 03 February | 00:40

Okay, I once had an answering machine message that I sang to the tune of "Out of Touch"...

I'm out to lunch,
I'm out to play,
I don't know enough to come in out of the rain.
I'm out of luck,
I'm out of style,
But I'll be back in just a little while.
Talk to my phone
When you hear the tone...

The phone number got out and I was actually getting a couple hundred hang-up calls a day for a week, but then, that was the 80s.

posted by wendell 03 February | 00:56

Yes, you gave me a chance but you know how it is - once bitten, twice shy.

posted by dg 03 February | 04:16

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