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Yesterday on Mefi, someone linked to place that sold merkins, now the nipple dyeing. This is not to mention tattoos, brazilian waxes, piercings and (shudder) anus bleaching. Even when people are naked they seem to need to be dressed up. Jeex louise.
In my years of frequenting locker rooms, I've definitely seen some fucked up looking nipples. But then, my only interest in them is aesthetic, so . . .
I've definitely seen some fucked up looking nipples.
Hell, one of my nipples responds to stimulus the other dosen't. It makes me look and feel vageuly unsymmetrical. But that's the body I was given, that's the one I'll stick with, thankyouverymuch.
But that's the body I was given, that's the one I'll stick with, thankyouverymuch.
So the $6,000,000 I had earmarked for jonmc's bionic nipple can be pushed back into other projects?
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic nippleman. Jonmc will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, more sensitive, pointier. .
Jon, slightly uneven does not even begin to approach the wacked out looking nipples I've seen. But I shall not describe them, in case any female Mefites are afflicted. Even i'm not that mean.
(I know the kind you're talking about dame, but mine arent just slightly uneven, one young lady I was *cough* acquainted with described them as 'distorted.' But then again very few people see (or want to see) my man-teats, so it's of minor importance)
The only kind of nipples I dislike are the inverted ones. Those make me uncomfortable.
But you can hold a lit match in each inverted nipple, which is handy when you are try to make your way through a dark tunnel whilst fighting off rabid bats in a two fisted manner.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic nippleman. Jonmc will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, more sensitive, pointier. .
It must both lactate and contain a rotating laser pointer that's visible from space, although both can function independently of one another.
I can't click on that link right now, but maybe y'all can help me out. Are these dyes in just a rainbow of natural flesh colors, or do they also offer, say, green or purple? Because that might be fun.
The most unnatural colors are probably a couple of painful-looking shades of purple. Maybe they should branch out and create a holiday line... Green for St. Patrick's Day; red, white and blue for the 4th of July...
Back in my day, we had a little something we called pasties. Sparkly, bright, and fun, as per above. (I was wondering the same thing miko. And dye? It sounds like you drink it. Makeup, you would put on, right?)
brujita: the "rubber cement" is liquid latex: it's used in clubs where local statutes demand that the nipples be covered. That kind of thing is pretty common: several clubs here in Chicago do it. Technology always finds a way!
I love how they keep finding new things for people to get self-esteem issues over.
I've always thought that, if someone is to the point that they are seeing my nipples, odds are they won't complain about them. And, if they do, they don't get to see them anymore.
(plus, I can totally imagine that stuff wreacking all sorts of havoc on my piercings)
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