Listen, Chief--I took an oath to protect the people of this city. So what if I have to bend your precious rules? It's scumbags like this who killed my wife.

And don't go taking any of this out on my partner. He's got two weeks left til retirement.

Aaaah, good mornin' folks! This is yours truly, Super, Super Soul. Direct and live, with no net, early people. Without a net! Transmittin' from KOW, spelled K-O-W, uh-huh, the noisiest, bounciest, fanciest radio station in the far west! Now let's kill some morning with some wham bam, zoom boom wakeup music, with a little help from my friends. Now take it away, amigo. Heeey, get it! Allright! Uh huh! Takin' me on home! We got a long way to go today baby!

Okay, so it's not the same meme.

I don't care if you took an oath!

"You think I'm here just so I could coddle my way around the district attorney's office and defend the actions of an officer, who in MY OPINION is more than just a little off kilt!? You're temporarily on K9 Duty!

Meet your new partner "Chippy" the talking dog, with the soul of your last partner. You and Mc Cormac better shape up or get used to dog breath!"

*tosses the keys of the dog kennel at you...

"And turn that firckin' radio off!"

Chippy, what is it? Did the same mobsters that just killed my poor partner McCormac, who had only two weeks until retirement, also kill your master, the kindly village chimney sweep? I loved that man, ever since he taught me how to braid lanyards when I was but a lad.

Chippy, hear my vow: I will not rest until those bastards are in the ground!