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26 January 2006

Pants= Satan I ran across this gem while I was Googling for Rosie the Riveter pants.

post by: small_ruminant at: 16:28 | 27 comments

All that bible-quoting is just an excuse to look up dresses. But they'll miss the thrill of big booty packed in tight jeans, so phooey on them.

posted by jonmc 26 January | 16:31

It reminded me of Mom's stories about her childhood priest's sermons which were all about women going to hell for not wearing hats and gloves.

posted by small_ruminant 26 January | 16:31

yeah. maybe he's got stock in upskirt.com or something

posted by small_ruminant 26 January | 16:32

So what does this say about ThePinkSuperhero's pants-eating chihuahua?

posted by matildaben 26 January | 16:35

Does this mean that men having to stop wearing kilts? Because I'm not having any of that.

What are Rosie the Riveter pants? I know who she was and that she wore work pants, but is there a specific style that you can purchase called Rosie the Riveter pants?

posted by iconomy 26 January | 16:36

So what does this say about ThePinkSuperhero's pants-eating chihuahua?

He's obviously the reincarnation of some bootyphobic preacher man.

posted by jonmc 26 January | 16:38

"it is a garment worn by men, covering the hips and thighs."

So if a man wears a mini skirt it's pants?

posted by arse_hat 26 January | 16:41

I doubt they're really called Rosie the Riveter pants but I don't know what they ARE called.

posted by small_ruminant 26 January | 16:49

Also according to that site: Commercialism has tainted us into thinking that autumn leaves are beautiful.

posted by occhiblu 26 January | 16:52

In that case I hate autumn leaves.

posted by small_ruminant 26 January | 16:54

Of course, they put the Hillary front and center.

posted by danostuporstar 26 January | 16:54

And neckties are phallic, and therefore sinful, but we don't realize that because we've forgotten that men like to show off their penises, but these are flacid penises, which show that women control the world because they control sex but don't tell them that, and therefore men should not wear ties because they are feminized phalluses.

Or something.

But if men don't wear ties, I'd like to know how I'm supposed to know they're men, since I apparently cannot determine gender by anything other than clothing.

posted by occhiblu 26 January | 16:57

Men skirts will be the next fashion explosion of the 21st century. The unisex advocates argue that, "If women can wear pants, them men can wear skirts." Is it really that farfetched?

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posted by BoringPostcards 26 January | 17:11

Three cheers for men in skirts!

posted by small_ruminant 26 January | 17:58

NERDS OF THE WORLD: Please stop wearing Utilikilts. Thank you in advance.

posted by cmonkey 26 January | 18:06

Awww, Utilikilts are hawt.

posted by matildaben 26 January | 18:13

Kilts are a great idea, in theory. But the thought of wearing one in winter makes "the boys" head for the hills. If you know what I mean.

posted by tommasz 26 January | 18:33

"The Lords has spoken."

Heh.

posted by moonbird 26 January | 18:39

That guy in the skirt isn't making a statement, he just likes the feel of the breeze on his buttcrack.

posted by jonmc 26 January | 18:45

What can I say- I have a weakness for hairy knees or something.

posted by small_ruminant 26 January | 19:00

Yay! An excuse to trot this out again!

posted by bmarkey 26 January | 19:12

And I have an excuse to link again to one of the best days I spent last fall.

posted by BoringPostcards 26 January | 19:34

Awww, Utilikilts are hawt.

DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM

posted by cmonkey 26 January | 19:37

Nerds of the World: Ignore cmonkey. Kilts are sexy!

Kilts are a great idea, in theory. But the thought of wearing one in winter makes "the boys" head for the hills. If you know what I mean.

Well, the guys who invented them used to run into battle stark naked in all sorts of weather, so I don't know if they'd be sympathetic.

posted by kosher_jenny 26 January | 19:50

Nerds of the World: Ignore cmonkey. Kilts are sexy!

Kilts deny me the ability to display my athletic, well-shaped behind.

Well, the guys who invented them used to run into battle stark naked in all sorts of weather, so I don't know if they'd be sympathetic.

They also probably had frostbitten balls, so their wives probably would be.

posted by jonmc 26 January | 20:02

Nerds of the World: Ignore cmonkey. Kilts are sexy!

Amen!

And Rickman in a kilt?! Oh, be still my heart!

I need some alone time.

posted by deborah 26 January | 22:30

Kilts, not as old as you may think.

posted by seanyboy 27 January | 03:26

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