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25 January 2006

Be direct.

post by: Hugh Janus at: 10:52 | 39 comments

Fine. You smell.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 January | 10:53

No.

posted by richat 25 January | 10:58

Quit talking to me about your ex-boyfriend.

posted by fenriq 25 January | 11:01

FUCKIN' A!

posted by jonmc 25 January | 11:03

If you really loved me, you wouldn't ask me to.

posted by taz 25 January | 11:09

I prefer to go through a middleman.

posted by jrossi4r 25 January | 11:12

If you don't know why I'm upset, there's no point in us talking about it.

posted by flopsy 25 January | 11:14

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

posted by me3dia 25 January | 11:17

I need a raise.

posted by matildaben 25 January | 11:23

Stop mincing words.

posted by Hugh Janus 25 January | 11:24

It gets me in trouble.

posted by chewatadistance 25 January | 11:29

Say something once, why say it again?

posted by unknowncommand 25 January | 11:29

Stop teasing me, it hurts my feelings.

posted by Divine_Wino 25 January | 11:31

You were lousy in bed.

posted by cmonkey 25 January | 11:32

Fuck you, bitch! I never want to see you again! You smell like monkey bum! You have behave like a baboon!

And I faked them! All of them! "Your" *air quote motion* children belong to the gardener!

* throws assorted pieces of crockery at Hugh *

posted by flopsy 25 January | 11:33

Yes.

posted by Frisbee Girl 25 January | 11:37

You would say that, fris.

posted by richat 25 January | 11:40

My mother calls me "Big Unit".

posted by danostuporstar 25 January | 11:43

Bite my ass.

posted by sisterhavana 25 January | 11:46

I know, huh, richat?

posted by Frisbee Girl 25 January | 11:48

Higher. No, higher. To the right - the RIGHT - your OTHER right. Ok. Faster. FASTER. Now harder. Much much harder. Don't stop, don't stop. . .don't. . .GODDAMMIT!
Just get outta my way.

posted by rainbaby 25 January | 11:49

[lol, or at least grinning widely, at some of these which hit close to home]

1. This job sucks. The place is tanking, and we all know it.

2. I like you, and I do mean like like.

posted by Miko 25 January | 12:42

Yes, oh my yes, yes, YES YES, YEEEEEEHHHAAAAA!

posted by fenriq 25 January | 12:48

fenriq, you are a slut.

posted by richat 25 January | 13:32

richat you're too direct.

posted by porpoise 25 January | 14:21

porpoise, is that prehensile thing true?

posted by danostuporstar 25 January | 14:32

Cat, I love you, but you're really starting to piss me off.

posted by mudpuppie 25 January | 16:08

um, right, uh, pardon me, um, yeah, if you don't mind me asking, uh, when you said direct, sorry, but, what exactly, if i may, did you mean?
sorry...

posted by Hellbient 25 January | 16:19

Speak your fucking mind, dammit!

posted by Hugh Janus 25 January | 16:52

You vapid co-workers, it's like I'm speaking Greek to you.

posted by Miko 25 January | 17:12

dano - yep, but we don't brag about it like fucking asshole dolphins do.

posted by porpoise 25 January | 17:20

I would very much like to say something here, because I think saying things is so very, very interesting. Does anyone mind if I say something? Really, you can tell me.

oh, i dunno...maybe I'll just wait until the thread dies down a bit...

posted by Hellbient 25 January | 17:40

richat, takes one to know one! Hahaha!

Hugh, mind your fucking speak!

posted by fenriq 25 January | 17:42

Look at the mess you made Hugh! Just look at it would you?

posted by richat 25 January | 18:02

i think maybe perhaps there are too many of what some people call bad vibes and curse language words going on here...sorry if i may be wrong or incorrect.

*tip toes towards exit, waits uncomfortably for elevator*

posted by Hellbient 25 January | 18:33

I'm so goddamned sick of people stepping on my nuts, plowing their way over my life, heedless and clumsy, doing a disservice to themselves and each other.

posted by rebirtha 25 January | 22:00

lunges towards hellbient's position, skin flushing purple, fangs bared, little beady eyes glinting

"porpoise catches radioactive rabies, turns purple, gnaws on stuff! arrr"

posted by porpoise 25 January | 22:22

that was one of the most glorious internetty moments for me ever, porpoise. feel free to kill me anytime.

*takes elevator to hell*

posted by Hellbient 25 January | 22:36

*clang!*

"damn," <mutter> "stupid fast closing elevator doors."

posted by porpoise 26 January | 00:54

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