Is it weird to savor the aftertaste of something? I just had a salami, proscuitto, provolone and sweet pepper sub from the Italian deli down the street and I'm enjoying the hell out of the taste it left in my mouth.

Maybe that's a secret for all the dieters. The All-Aftertaste Diet! Call Richard Simmons.

Um, I played music for you once't.

I tie elaborate knots in my hair nightly. And I have solar flare bedhead in the mornings. That's all you get.

It is through the strength of my will alone that the planet you reside on has not been pulverized by asteroids, comets, and various unspeakable alien beings.

You're welcome.

oh, you know.

the first thing that comes up when you image-search "cmonkey".

there.