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20 January 2006

Inspired by this post on the blue, what's your pornstar/rockstar name?

post by: porpoise at: 15:14 | 34 comments

Macey Lee
King McNair

posted by porpoise 20 January | 15:15

Trouble Brown
Patrick Chesterfield

posted by danostuporstar 20 January | 15:19

Sugar Renshaw
Margaret Manchester

posted by essexjan 20 January | 15:25

Don't answer, people! This is porpoise's clever ruse to obtain all of your mothers' maiden names so he can access your credit card accounts!

Cleo Nohava
Patrick Halfpenny

posted by mike9322 20 January | 15:29

Kitty Forester
Pattillo Pentwood

No. Neither of those have any future in doffing or wanking.

posted by sarah connor 20 January | 15:35

Neither of mine are amusing, but The Husbands' are:

Steven Horner
Eddie Piccilomini

(really)

posted by rainbaby 20 January | 15:37

Elmo Logjam

posted by warbaby 20 January | 15:44

Cocky McCockerson
Shredder Van Halen.

(What can I say? I was born to it)

posted by Divine_Wino 20 January | 15:45

Louie Matthews
Patrick Mesa

On the porn star front: there used to be (and maybe still is) a magazine devoted to hot rodding called Rod Action. That just seems like a natural.

posted by bmarkey 20 January | 15:46

bmarkey - Rodimus Prime.

posted by porpoise 20 January | 15:49

I've always heard your porn name as being your first pet's name and your first street address. Mine would be Tippy Saratoga. The other way just doesn't seem as funny.

Check out some of the above pornstar names now:

Macey McNair
Trouble Chesterfield
Sugar Manchester
Cleo Halfpenny
Kitty Pentwood
Steven Piccilomini

rainbaby - your husband's first pet was named Steven?!?

posted by Slack-a-gogo 20 January | 15:51

Henry Curry
Thomas Greenbrier

Boy, those suck.

posted by selfnoise 20 January | 15:56

Pornstar name: Kissy Hudson. If only I were female.

posted by me3dia 20 January | 15:56

I've always heard it Slack's way too and by that method, call me:

Sylvester Pynford.

posted by Capn 20 January | 15:57

Hmm, I think that you're right, Slack, and it does work out better, n'est pas?

posted by porpoise 20 January | 15:59

rainbaby - your husband's first pet was named Steven?!?

No, that was his pet's MIDDLE name. *giggly* did I get it backwards? And forwards? Sorry, I'm obviously not adult enough for this conversation on a Friday afternoon. Kitty Pentwood! OMG! That's great.

posted by rainbaby 20 January | 15:59

Corky Ericson
Ericson Route

Neither are exciting or sexy.

posted by miles 20 January | 16:02

Scamper S.E. 9th Street?????

posted by warbaby 20 January | 16:04

PW Davidson
David Henrietta

meh

posted by arse_hat 20 January | 16:07

Pornstar name: Cassie Gordon

She sounds like she's out of a Nancy Drew book. She's a plucky pornstar!

posted by gaspode 20 January | 16:07

I've always heard one's pornstar name is first pet + first street.

Mine is Peter Petite.

posted by eamondaly 20 January | 16:15

Poor eamon.

posted by me3dia 20 January | 16:22

I'll stick with Elmo, thank you.

Other possibilites (skipping the numbered streets):

Animal Massol (I kind of like that)

Miles Park
Joel Park
Bridget Park

Buckaroo Humboldt
Peggy Humboldt
Penny Humboldt

Are rockstar names different?

posted by warbaby 20 January | 16:31

Drew Peacock

posted by Hugh Janus 20 January | 16:36

Peter Petite?

you could be the first rodeo clown of pornography!

posted by Mrs.Pants 20 January | 16:46

okay, going by prevailing method, mine would be Fado Don. But I'm going with Lipstick Porn Thespian, thanks.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 20 January | 17:05

I've always heard your porn name as being your first pet's name and your first street address.

Me too. And with that I always win:

Foxy Diamond

posted by deborah 20 January | 17:31

Deborah wins.

posted by eamondaly 20 January | 17:54

In high school my porn would have been Bandit Alabama.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 20 January | 18:37

Porn: Buffy Colorado, using the pet/street formula. (Has a snow-bunny-with-big-tatas ring to it, no? See you on the "slopes.")

posted by go dog go 20 January | 18:49

"Hi. I'm Boing Patterson, and I'm here to unclog your plumbing."

My sister's boyfriend--going by the first pet/first street--was named...

Digger Bush. As far as I'm concerned, he won this game forever.

posted by interrobang 20 January | 19:01

GIS for "Buffy Colorado".

Wasn't quite what I had in mind...

posted by porpoise 20 January | 19:20

Tracks Memorial.

I swear.

posted by stilicho 20 January | 23:59

Sparky Country Club

posted by thatweirdguy2 21 January | 11:28

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