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I remember hearing something about this female porn star who took up with a 15-year-old boy, kept him high on X and speed for a week, hid him away from his folks and of course screwed his socks off.
(yeah, my first response was 'where were these girls when I was 15, for that matter where are they now? But that's beside the point. After hearing the story, my second thought wasn't that she was some kind of perv, but that she was turning the kid out, either for prostitution or porn, gay or straight. It sounded like classic pimp technique. Just a thought.
Ahh, there was this HS french teacher, Mlle. Bonaparte. Young, pretty teacher; wore short sleeved and plunging blouses that would show off her bra and generous mammaries whenever she, as was often her wont, bent over.
They only get off if they are female teachers sleeping with the boys, the male teachers sleeping with the boys get sent to prison for a long and really unpleasant time.
ortho, I'm not sure if we're talking about the same chick, I thought she was mildly attractive, at best. More sleazy and gutter trashy than hawt, but that's just me. And yes, I would have totally had sex with her if I were 15.
She also looks better in her driver's license photo than she does in the porn add. That porn photographer needs to be fired, STAT. If you can't make a (naked!) woman look better than her DL photo, it's time for a new career. (Hint: you're gonna want warmer skin tones).
weretable, yeah, her porn promo shot is nasty. I'll go out on a limb and guess that she does the nasty stuff the other girls won't do (one eyed midgets and the like).
As a 15 year old boy, I would have been absolutely delighted to have that woman keep me as a sex slave.
As a 15 year old boy, we all would have been delighted to be screwing anything other than our own fists. Let's not pretend we were erotic conoissuers back in 9th grade. (although, due to rather intense porn study, I knew about bizarre sex practices that would've baffled my elders. I just wouldn't gotten to participate in them for another 4 years.)
I like how, the longer you look at DeLay's mugshot, the bigger his pores become. Its like a creepy 3d effect or something. And his forehead gets greasier and greasier too, like he bathes in fry oil or something.
I always feel bad for boys when the parents get the law involved in these situations. Far worse for the psyche to be reminded your are a powerless child than to be having sex with a teacher.
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