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17 January 2006

Be more aerodynamic

post by: Capn at: 11:09 | 15 comments

They need to have photographs of Specklet on this page.

posted by iconomy 17 January | 11:23

Paging DeepFriedTwinkies, agropyron and cmonkey to the thread, paging....

posted by matildaben 17 January | 11:45

They're totally right about the Mach 3. Best straight razor out there.

I'm thinking about getting this Panasonic to keep it close between straight razor shaves.

posted by cmonkey 17 January | 12:37

Sadly, my shine don't count.

posted by safetyfork 17 January | 12:43

You should be a spokesmodel, cmonkey.

From the perspective of a person who may be stroking the heads of the bald, I have to say that I love that post-stubble stage where it's just long enough to fuzz back and forth but not long enough to be considered "growing out hair". So fun to play with!

posted by matildaben 17 January | 12:50

It feels pretty good, too.

Although thinking about how good it feels just makes me depressed that I have no one to stroke my head :(

posted by cmonkey 17 January | 13:02

When I come back to Portland, cmonkey, we can play pool and I'll stroke your head and say something about the smoothness of cue balls.

I'm sad I'm no longer aerodynamic.

And I'm hoping you mean saftey razor, not straight razor, my dear.

posted by Specklet 17 January | 13:07

So, it's a site for havers of heads?

Vell, Zaphod's just zees guy, you know?

posted by stilicho 17 January | 13:27

Hmm. Yes, safety razor. I couldn't be trusted with straight razors; I'd lop my ear off

Thanks, Specklet. In return I'll make some sort of joke about felt.

posted by cmonkey 17 January | 13:33

I had to shave my head for the last show I acted in. I did the original shave myself and missed a couple of spots, so the director assigned me a make-up assistant to shave me every night.

Guys, if you've never had a beautiful woman shave you, you owe yourselves.

posted by bmarkey 17 January | 13:56

Update: My head is now smooth and slightly reflective. Sadly, a beautiful woman did not do it for me, although I spent the time thinking about what a particular beautiful girl looks like naked, which I guess is sorta close.

posted by cmonkey 17 January | 14:23

In San Francisco I had a gay hairdresser who would give me the most astoundingly sensual shampoos.

I'll stroke your head on Yarthonto, cmonkey, especially if you let it grow out for 3 days first.

posted by matildaben 17 January | 14:35

My gay hairdresser has a small harem of young girls shampoo his customers for him.

/enjoys getting his ears played with by the shampoo girls

posted by porpoise 17 January | 14:56

So is the scalp like a totally underrated erogenous zone or what?

posted by matildaben 17 January | 15:05

I'm not sure it's erogenous, exactly, but it's very calming. Now ears, those are an underrated erogenous zone.

posted by cmonkey 17 January | 20:15

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