I'll have what she's having.

Where can I buy one of those little clown dolls?

What's so weird? It's just your run of the mill Kyoto drummer, young self gratifying girls in short skirts writhing on the floor, and windup clown toys crashing cymbals together clip. Hold it, is that a guy in a Santa suit!?! I'm assuming with all of the underwear shots this is supposed to be titilating, but it's too damn creepy to elicit anything more than a "what the hell?".

I've seen lots of weird Japanese videos before,but this one might take the cake. Um, thanks?

Now I'm in the mood for sushi.

THIS IS WHY YOU MUST BUY AMERICAN! Do you want these people to take over the world?!?

*goes to play Super Mario Bros*

They only difference between fucked up Japanese people and fucked up everybody-else people is that the Japanese feel the need to broadcast their fucked-upedness on late night television. In other words, have you read that passage from Scooter Libby's book about the underage bear sex?

Anybody else notice the bear walk through?