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I'd log on, but I'm afraid that getting too close to whatever transcendant conversation crashland has been having over the course of the last 36 hours or so would prevent me from getting anything done this afternoon.
Hey, does that "soft to the touch" have a question mark afterward? Because it just occurred to me that it could be something related to lending money - you know, being soft to a moocher's touch. Something in that vein might work if it's a jokey clue.