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13 January 2006

Meredith Viera is a beautiful American woman. She has great legs too. So what? She dominates Star Jones (and I like Star, but baby, let it go...)

Thanks, America! Barbara Walters should just quit: Meredith Viera has the charisma and she could bring 'em down like you used to.

post by: Cryptical Envelopment at: 01:34 | 34 comments

Maybe it's just 'cause I'm in a really shitty mood, but I'd gladly pay to watch the entire cast of The View beaten with sticks.

posted by bmarkey 13 January | 01:43

Who would do the beating, that is the celebrity moment...

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 01:45

I see Ricky Martin giving Star Jones a pass and a wink as he swings the MTV club and smashes Elisabeth upside her skull.

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 01:47

Well, see, that's the question. Do you give them each a bat and let 'em go at each other? Have a national lottery? Maybe have the winners of this year's World Series have a very special fiesta with celebrity piñatas? It's a tough call.

posted by bmarkey 13 January | 01:53

ñ aside, what would you bet?

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 01:55

What would I bet? Not sure I follow you.

posted by bmarkey 13 January | 01:56

I'm not sure either. So let's fade...

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 01:59

she doesn't wear underwear, ya know.

Has stated on 'The View' that because she wears pantyhose, she doesn't wear underwear. She thinks it would be redundant to wear both.

posted by puke & cry 13 January | 02:00

Did you watch the show today? Meredith laughed too!

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:03

Meredith is an accomplice, OK?

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:04

Watch the show FFS.

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:04

*sign*

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:05

*post*

posted by arse_hat 13 January | 02:08

*Burma Shave*

posted by bmarkey 13 January | 02:09

*fat hips*

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:10

*sink ships*

posted by arse_hat 13 January | 02:12

*pink slips*

posted by bmarkey 13 January | 02:13

vulva

*pulses*

pokes... anus...

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:18

WELCOME!

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:19

Uh... OK, you're own your own there, cowboy.

posted by bmarkey 13 January | 02:19

Mmmmmm. How do you spell "feels real good"?

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:23

PUSSY and that other thing...

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:25

Cryptical, please take a break now.

posted by taz 13 January | 02:37

ok. umm. its...

uh. I'm sure it's...

hmm. ok.

posted by puke & cry 13 January | 02:37

Sorry. I have to provide.... Tough_Mama

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:46

http://www.musicsolutions.ca/mp3/Tough_Mama.mp3

Copy-paste, motherfucker....

HERE!

Jesus wept but nobody cared.

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:49

They say Bob Dylan sucks... they said that about Judas too.

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 January | 02:52

Ha! I've known some wicked tree-talkers in my time. And you sir, you are no tree-talker. Let us weep, openly.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 13 January | 03:17

This girl is getting spanked on adult swim. Girls like that, when you spank them. I don't know why.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 13 January | 03:23

Meredith Viera is MILFy. I'd hit it most vigorously.

posted by jonmc 13 January | 09:53

I love Meredith Viera, but The View is unwatchable. Especially since they brought that little nazi from Survivor onboard. I hate her.

posted by jrossi4r 13 January | 10:46

weretable.. c'mere, I'll show you why *fetches paddle* now bend over!

posted by dabitch 13 January | 10:48

Merry was charming, and even swore ("bullshit"), at the taping of the daytime "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" I attended.

posted by Hugh Janus 13 January | 11:34

she's a drunk, everyone says, and they say that's why she never became an anchor, which she was on the fast track for.

posted by amberglow 13 January | 18:46

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