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12 January 2006

A Stupid Song. But it suits my mood. A nice blast of bile for Thursday Disaffection & Disgust.

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Bonus Track: One Of The Sickest Songs. Ever. and thrash metals attempt at a dance craze.

*kicks out jams, bashes heads, sells hair tonic without a liscence*

post by: jonmc at: 09:53 | 14 comments

Sweet Ceasar Chavez the toxic waltz is perhaps the most hapless attempt to latch on to something I've ever seen, well perhaps equally as hapless as the time I tried to run away from home when I was seven years old armed only with a bath towel and a hot water bottle filled with tang, just that hapless.

Lordy.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 10:24

But charmingly so. and the lyrics have some lovely sentiments.

posted by jonmc 12 January | 10:26

Dimwit Manager:

You know what's ripe for the big time? We need a fucking thrash song that people want to do group dances to at weddings, we're gonna be huge. Move over electric slide.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 10:27

Oh don't get me wrong bro, I love it.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 10:28

Well, with all those aging metalheads getting married (the ones who didn't knock some chick up in 10th grade), you never know. Exodus was strictly second teir (or maybe third, even) among the thrash brigade, way below Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer, et al.

IIRC, didn't Hammett used to be in Exodus?

posted by jonmc 12 January | 10:31

Dude you know how I feel about Metallica. It's Slayer, Anthrax, Megadeth, Exodus, Jackyl, Ding Party, Fucknoodle, ChickenHeartz, Death Gong, Chylde Rolands Death Head Sleepover and then Metallica.

Sorry bro, it's what makes America great, two sorry ass headbangers can argue about this and the worst that can happen is everybody chuckles at what dorks we are while we're out breaking bottles in the parking lot.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 10:39

This is true.

*chugs Cisco, puts Jumpimg Jacks under coffe can, stnds there giggling slowly*

posted by jonmc 12 January | 10:41

"Brothers puking in the sink 'cause they can't fade the cisco."

I'm shocked that I can hold down a job sometimes.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 10:54

We need a fucking thrash song that people want to do group dances to at weddings

if only Mr. Show were still on...

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 10:55

man, I used to love me some Death Gong, haven't thought about them in ages. thanks.

When Cliff died all the metalheads in my school called each other and agreed to wear all black. No blue jeans that week.
They should have worn Canadian tuxedos.

posted by Hellbient 12 January | 11:03

to go with their Canadian Passports.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 11:10

I'm shocked that I can hold down a job sometimes.

Heh. Yesterday after killing the six of tallboys, I had Two Fingers Of Chambord (which sounds like an emo band) in a cup of swiss miss (I decided to forgo the marshmellows, thankfully) and some Maker's & Pepsi. On top of the cheesetaek and beans. My guts are still churning. I need a drink.

Oh hell, here's some Raven, and I don't mean that Cosby harpy.

posted by jonmc 12 January | 11:16

Dude another thing we disagree on is Raven Simone, I love her. I wish she was president. This all comes from having a 10 year old in the house.

But two fingers of chambord TOTALLY sounds like an emo band.

Also you are crazy.

Awesome.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 January | 11:19

Also you are crazy.

si, yo soy muy loco.

Something about that Simone child always freaked me the hell out. If we're gonna have a child's personality for President, cant it be Po from the Teletubbies.

posted by jonmc 12 January | 11:22

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