MetaChat - Baby You're a Zero on the Rock-o-Meter.

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11 January 2006

Baby You're a Zero on the Rock-o-Meter. Wanna get hot, go turn on the heater!

post by: dame at: 14:15 | 18 comments

*recalibrates Rock-o-Meter*
*still receives a 'zero'*

*kicks dirt*

posted by mcgraw 11 January | 14:26

I am frankly a 10 on the Roll-A-Rama and therefore care not a whit about the Rock-O-Meter.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 11 January | 14:29

My shit don't stink.

posted by Hugh Janus 11 January | 14:31

I was an 11 on the Rock-o-Gram.

posted by chewatadistance 11 January | 14:48

You thought I would be broken hearted. Maybe I would if you weren't so retarded. B-O-R-I-N-G, too bad you're not the boy for me.

posted by dame 11 January | 14:50

But I scored A+ on the funk,
4.0 with the junk
first percentile in my class
at shaking that ass!

posted by Capn 11 January | 14:55

but... but... I'm a rocker

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 January | 15:04

That's awesome. But, I knew you were lame from your wallet chain.

posted by dame 11 January | 15:12

Why is it bad to look like Bob DeNiro? I've always found him sexy.

posted by jrossi4r 11 January | 15:16

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by dame 11 January | 15:17

That is so my new favorite cartoon. And jrossi, when you're my age, it's bad.

posted by dame 11 January | 15:18

≡ Click to see image ≡

Okay, I'll stop now.

posted by dame 11 January | 15:19

I'm only 34, for pete's sake. But I also find Nicholson and Connery sexy. Jerky old dudes do it for me.

posted by jrossi4r 11 January | 15:23

You're special, jrossi. Like a robot.

posted by dame 11 January | 15:30

jrossi4r is the man now, dog

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 January | 15:33

these comics rock.

posted by richat 11 January | 16:14

I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 January | 21:10

Pffft. I thought Connery was hot when I was in my teens (possibly earlier). I'm 39 now and he's still hot (smacking around women, not so hot).

posted by deborah 11 January | 21:30

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