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09 January 2006

Everything MetaGuy! Okay, ladies of the jury, as JonMC has graciously added his presence to the MetaGirl thread, here's your chance to ogle the men's of Metachat. Randy shout-out's, crushes aired, etc.

This goes for the gay men of Metachat also.

Fire away!

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 15:07 | 26 comments

I'm so confused!

posted by mike9322 09 January | 15:09

Did you see one thread down, lipstick?

posted by agropyron 09 January | 15:10

Wait, there's a men's room and a ladies' room here?

posted by Hugh Janus 09 January | 15:10

*sticks sticky t*

posted by danostuporstar 09 January | 15:11

So, the other one is for video games and cock rocking and this one is for shout outs and crushes? Gentlemen, who knew you were so...complex?

posted by Frisbee Girl 09 January | 15:13

Not me. I'm about as complex as an amoeba.

posted by jonmc 09 January | 15:13

Yes - this thread is for the ladies to give the love to the menfolk, (or men to the menfolk), and the other is evidently for the guys to say why they deserve same.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 09 January | 15:15

What if I have a fag-haggy crush on a gay guy? Does that go here?

posted by matildaben 09 January | 15:16

As a lady, I hereby give love to you menfolk. Enjoy.

posted by gaspode 09 January | 15:17

you regifted that.

posted by jonmc 09 January | 15:18

So it's slightly worn love. Take it while it's being offered.

posted by gaspode 09 January | 15:19

Slightly Worn Love. Sounds like a Lucinda Williams outtake.

posted by jonmc 09 January | 15:21

*basking in gaspode's love*

posted by agropyron 09 January | 15:24

Don't forget classy, Fris.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 09 January | 15:26

Natch, uws.

posted by Frisbee Girl 09 January | 15:38

This all reeks of matri-patri-whatnot, you know, some kinda genderscension or other. Sexclusivity, all that.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 January | 15:54

Hey baby...wanna wrestle? *leer*

posted by sisterhavana 09 January | 16:25

So, ego boosting? For the boys?

Ok.

Can one of you big, strong fellas light my cigarette and open this jar of pickles for me?

posted by SassHat 09 January | 18:44

hello, i'm a man. it's nice to know there are other sporty gentlemen in this establishment.

posted by moonbird 09 January | 18:46

*opens sasshat's cigarette, ights her pickle*

sorry. sudden onset dyslexia.

posted by jonmc 09 January | 19:04

"Light my pickle" sounds like a really bad pickup line.

posted by SassHat 09 January | 19:10

You know that I would be broke
You know I wouldn't have a nickel
If I was to say to you
a gherkin is good to tickle

C'mon baby light my pickle..
immolate a kosher pickle

posted by jonmc 09 January | 19:14

For some reason, that reminds me of the "watch me eat a hot dog" song I played last night (Detroit Cobras).

posted by matildaben 09 January | 19:18

See, the cool thing is about a guy with a light my pickle line is that if you do, you get one hot cucumber when he's excited. And goddamnit, that should count for something, right?

posted by Lipstick Thespian 09 January | 19:29

no one loves me? awww...

posted by amberglow 10 January | 01:12

don't make me emoticon at you, bubbeleh
don't make me

posted by ethylene 10 January | 01:18

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