MetaChat - The Quitter's Club: Off the Wagon...briefly

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07 January 2006

The Quitter's Club: Off the Wagon...briefly What are those moments of weakness for you? →[More:] Today for me, it was having really good sex, after which I needed a cigarette. But just one. And I won't again...unless I have sex with him again...which is highly likely...

Argh. Maybe I should just stop having sex with smokers. *runs, ducks, hides*

post by: TrishaLynn at: 15:01 | 7 comments

Or you could just stop having sex. Geez it's so obvious.

posted by iconomy 07 January | 15:09

Screw you and the smoker you rode in on. ;-)

My moment of weakness? Waking up.

posted by go dog go 07 January | 15:17

ico: Well, I could do that. But the last time I stopped having sex, I think the polarity of the earth reversed and cats and dogs started living together. It was mass hysteria, of course.

posted by TrishaLynn 07 January | 15:18

are you guys trying to get me to stop smoking all together, stop having sex, or stop smoking during sex?
or waking up?
because i don't do the third one.
i really don't have that level of concentration.
or want to right then.

posted by ethylene 07 January | 21:38

God, mine was drinking in a bar. Ridiculous temptation after 10 years' habit. The key is just to distract yourself so that you break the behavior pattern that signals 'cigarette time'. Make yourself get out of bed and do something right afterward. Not that I have any appealing suggestions.

posted by Miko 07 January | 21:53

But it's late... but I'm tired... well OK!

/dons pink cheerleading outfit

You can do it!
Try and think
You can do it!
Just don't drink

If making love will ruin your flo
To sex, I say, you JUST SAY NO
If you want cigs out of your head
Get that hot love out of your bed!

Q U I T
Q U I T
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUITTERS!

/does 7 cartwheels in a row

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 07 January | 23:02

Obviously, you just shouldn't stop having sex. If you keep having sex, you will never have to smoke.

posted by tangerine 08 January | 20:38

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