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06 January 2006

Just who do you think you are? →[More:]Comin all up in here, flashin yer fancy shit, expecting all of us to sit there and take it like a chump.

post by: cmonkey at: 18:47 | 24 comments

I am the man.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 06 January | 18:49

I am Queen of the West.

posted by matildaben 06 January | 18:50

Nonono. You're the Mantis. SCULLY's the man.

posted by selfnoise 06 January | 18:50

Bitch, not only will you take it, you'll take it and like it. Now shut your damn mouf fore I dust you up.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 06 January | 18:51

* flashes fancy shit *

posted by mudpuppie 06 January | 18:52

I'M a bunny.

posted by bunnyfire 06 January | 18:53

Who do you think you are, to think you're of a higher class?
Who do you think you are, to expect us to kiss your ass?

We're gonna be taking a chance - taking the chance
To get you darting a glance - darting a glance
At us starting to prance - starting the dance
...of the oddballs

posted by Wolfdog 06 January | 18:55

*ogles mudpuppie's fancy shit*

I'm a whuffler. But I think I'm the Queen of France!

posted by Specklet 06 January | 19:00

Is fancy shit, crap that's been adorned with bling bling or is it in a fancy shape?

Sidenote, a pal was so proud he had to show me a picture of a crap he had that came out in the shape of a pretzel. No, I do not have a copy.

posted by fenriq 06 January | 19:00

i'm just me

i'm so over bling i'm sure i was ever under bling
but i do enjoy a good *bling*

much better thank a honk honk or a
beepbeepbeepbeep

posted by ethylene 06 January | 19:20

than
i'm not on k

posted by ethylene 06 January | 19:22

Sit down and listen.

I think we both know who I am. Just Like we both know why I'm here.

I don't want to have to tell you this again. You follow me?

posted by bmarkey 06 January | 19:22

Oops, soory. Too much Raymond Chandler.

posted by bmarkey 06 January | 19:23

*puts on wizard hat, takes off robe*

posted by cmonkey 06 January | 19:46

"I'm a thousand different people,
Every single one is real.
I've a thousand different feelings,
OK but at least I feel!
I feel rotten but covered with roses,
Younger than springtime but older than Moses,
Frisky as a lamb, lazy as a clam,
Crazy, but alive! That's the thing! Alive!"

~Lauren Bacall, "Applause Applause!"

posted by moonbird 06 January | 19:47

Gothmog.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 06 January | 19:52

I AM the lizard queen!

I mean king! Totaly king.

posted by arse_hat 06 January | 20:05

I'm so bad, baby, I don't care...

posted by jonmc 06 January | 21:13

We are all renee.

posted by eamondaly 07 January | 00:41

Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

posted by deborah 07 January | 04:21

oh me? oh, i'm n-n-n-n-new here. i, uh, yeah. hi.

*flashes panicky smile*

posted by unknowncommand 07 January | 11:36

Ethel.

posted by gaspode 07 January | 12:12

Listen, Buster, you might think I'm just wise-cracking dame, but I got the goods, see. I've got a secret so smoking hot that men have killed for it and considered themselves lucky. You know what you to do. I'm a tough cookie and I don't crumble easily, but I have a heart so big and soft it could be entered in the Macy's Christmas parade.

posted by Secret Life of Gravy 07 January | 12:15

don't walk away renee

posted by ethylene 07 January | 19:44

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