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04 January 2006
Specklet's boobs! The wiki got me in trouble. Luckily I have an office but still...I mean they are great and all. Fantastic but aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
There was this moment when I was like, is that art or...no those are breats..but umm I wonder is there a picture of Specklet's face in here? Do I dare scroll through this photostream?
And who at corporate is logging this all right now!!!
Here's The Glory That Are Specklet's Breasts, for those too lazy (or too excited) to go through all the steps. Just making it a little easier to get to the boobage. You can thank me later.
tr33, I was making fun of my poor typing but I was all worked up. I ran down to Starbucks in the cold to get a coffee. If I can't have coffee...
Speck, don't apologize they're a great. Just should have read further down before clicking the link but I'm quick on the draw (I'm a girl, I can say that).
Seems Taz has fixed that so other quickies like myself won't be so...alarmed (only cause it was boobies at work!)
Me too Lola. Actually, I was making fun of Jon, bc I missed your first typo, and so thought you were making fun of Jon too. As often goes it, I was wrong, but not too much.
We're all innocent in our Specklet-charged crush mcgraw, sure . . .
God, I can't type..."If I can't have cigarettes..."
jonmc, you saw my bare ass. That's all I got.
Though I often sport a lot of cleave, I save the nips for loved ones, strip Catchphrase (just that one time...and I think I remained bra-covered), and my future Alexandra Kerry moment (just the one where I am in a see through dress surrounded by the paparrazi (sp))
but, but I'm a straight girl and I'd much rather look at female bunnies' boobs than male bunnies' schlongs. I've gotta stand up for inequality between the sexes when their naughty bits are so much less attractive.
Wow, a whole thread devoted to my boobies! And so many compliments! (Even beads!) Thank you all. I just hope I'm labeled the right kind of slut!
I feel compelled to point out: although that picture turned out well (even for a self-portrait on a cell phone whilst in the bathroom of a strip club!), my breasts in that picture appear larger than in real life. I think it has to do with the lens of the camera and the fact that my bra was pushing them up a little from the sides.
That said, I do admit that my friends truly refer to them as "The Glory That Are Specklet's Breasts". Ahem.
Here's The Glory That Are Specklet's Breasts, for those too lazy (or too excited) to go through all the steps. Just making it a little easier to get to the boobage. You can thank me later.
This is not safe for work.
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Just in case there is anyone left alive who hasn't figured it out yet, jonmc would like the women who post here to show him their boobs.
iconomy, i could hear you groaning at all the drooling mechatters as you said that
;-)
I was actually quoting Dan Akroyd in the Dragnet movie. Remember the scene where the old Playmate type shows him her nay-nay's and says "Do these look like the breasts of a 40-year-old woman..."
Many of you know I have been adding mecha'ers as my flickr contacts in the last few days. It appears I have overlooked adding specklet, and now I can't for fear that I will appear to be, you know, weird.
Speck, lemme know if you won't be weirded out! Oh, and nice breasts btw!
This (almost) 40-year-old woman is not going to post any of her imperfect body parts anytime soon. They're better enjoyed in person, anyway, where you can get a sense of their personality.
I have a naked pic I might post, it's all artsy & stuff. Also, 11 years old. ;-) Except I fear that it may have vanished, absconded probably by my horrified children or hopefully by an ex lover.
However. I would happily participate in an anonymous boobie thread, because I am proud of my breasts. They are great. They are younger than I am, because I didn't have any breasts hardly at all until after my second child, when magically they appeared and stuck around even after their usefulness was done.
I do have a fetishwear pic of myself from age 35 that prominently features the top part of them. And since the PVC is tight, there's no droopiness. Let me see if I can dig it up.
Hey, don't any of you ~40 year-old women be self-conscious of your bodies.
Except, um, I was not in the least self-conscious about being seen naked until my mid-30s, and now at 41 I'm pretty unhappy with my body and I tend to glare at myself in the mirror when I'm naked in the bathroom.
Entirely coincidentally, my nightime reading tonight is Marilyn Yalom's History of the Breast. It was a birthday gift that I only received on Christmas. I'm thinking I should get this book, as well.
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