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02 January 2006
Anyone else at work?→[More:]
I should be sleeping. Happy new year, all a youse.
I'm not working, though I oughtta be. I'm sick. I woke up at 6 am, and stayed up for like three or four hours, then went back to bed and slept 'til 12 or 1 or something (it's all a little bit fuzzy). I usually hate sleeping too much, but today it felt great. It's nearly 5:30 pm now, and I'm still wearing my pajamas. Oh yeah.
I'm working, but the only thing I'm doing right now is plotting on how I'm going to get out of here early today. Any suggestions? I'm thinking that faking a heart attack might work, but might cause me difficulties later.
deadcowdan, get a little spray bottle with some water in it, and hide it inside your sweater/jacket, then go up behind your boss as though you are looking over his/her shoulder (at the computer, fer instance), then cough loudly as you surreptitiously spray the back of the boss's neck with your spray bottle.