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Of course, now we all have to question whether or not our cats would dial 911 if we had an accident. I can just imagine screaming at my cats for help as they casually clean each other and go to sleep.
Food bowl, fersure. Only reason the cat didn't eat the owner is that he'd have put up too much of a struggle.
Grossly enough, an elderly woman in my local area -- within walking distance, in fact -- kacked it and was eaten by her menagerie of cats. 911? Hell, no, that'd spoil the meal.