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31 December 2005

I feel like a bag of hammered dogshit.

post by: Five Fresh Fish at: 17:51 | 15 comments

tons of liquids, sleep, and rest, and extra vitamins and juices.

*gives fff chicken soup and kisses his forehead*

posted by amberglow 31 December | 17:54

*lights bag on fire, too* ; >

posted by amberglow 31 December | 17:54

Think the tons of liquids thing really works?

This fucker has been holding me in its grip for over a month, on and off.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 31 December | 17:56

drink a bottle of whiskey. It'll kill any germs in you, and you'll be high as a kite as a bonus.

posted by jonmc 31 December | 17:59

it works--it flushes shit out of you, and soup and juices clear your chest and give vitamins and stuff. you have to drink even if you don't want to.

posted by amberglow 31 December | 18:02

Make the soup nice and spicy. For some reason that always makes me feel better.

posted by gaspode 31 December | 18:04

Aw fff. And here I am bitching that I have a garden variety head cold. Hope you feel better soon.

posted by jrossi4r 31 December | 18:42

I'll bet garlic soup would fix me up.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 31 December | 18:50

If I had a way to email some spicy garlic soup to you, I would. Hope you feel better soon.

posted by LeeJay 31 December | 19:07

A little herbal remedy and I'm still sick, but I don't care that I'm sick.

Chicken soup for supper. Hottub. Another nap. Much tea. Figs.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 31 December | 19:23

Goddamn, I want to kill myself. Teach that fuckin' virus a lesson, that would. Oooh, fucking fucker. I hates me a cold.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 31 December | 22:02

Leave the screen, switch the radio on (internet radio if you must), close your eyes, stuff face with lots of high carb high calorie foods.

Feel better soon.

posted by dodgygeezer 31 December | 23:56

It occurs to me that I've been sick most of the year.

That sucks.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 01 January | 01:14

I'm still alive! I'm still alive!

At least, I think I am. I could have sworn my head imploded last night.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 01 January | 12:30

Aw man fff that does indeed suck, over a month of that shit. And here I am whining about 9 days. Ass-kicker this shit is.

posted by chewatadistance 01 January | 18:41

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