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31 December 2005

Dick Clark? Regis? Ryan whatshisface? MTV? --bitch here, Americans. ABC is already showing some asinine thing with Ryan.
For those of us on the Left Coast, would you give us some idea of how Zombie Dick Clark looks when he emerges at about 11:58? (on ABC)

And whatsisface's name is Ryan Seafoam.
posted by wendell 31 December | 22:13
not Ryan Seabiscuit?

i will, don't worry. They just had their first proposal--some really bad interviewer girl is down in the crowd. and a videotaped green day performance.

dick clark is going to be scary i bet, or just pathetic. i bet he's been practicing whatever line he says for months, along with physical therapy.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 22:16
ah!!! it's new year's rockin' eve 1985 now! Duran Duran is performing!
posted by amberglow 31 December | 22:20
and they're teasing "later on, Dick Clark" every minute. How come Ryan gets to be the heir apparent? he bites.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 22:26
Hillary Duff (the anti-Lohan) is the Hollywood host.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 22:30
Anderson Cooper is doing a NYE broadcast on CNN from 11p-1a Eastern, I believe... if I turn the TV on at all, that's who I'll be watching. :)
posted by BoringPostcards 31 December | 22:38
they had some country guy, and now Neil Diamond singing Cherry????? New year's rockin' eve 1972???

who is the audience for this?

Anderson and Ryan had quite a little innuendo flirt thing the other day. ...Copper: (Skips question) Hey that's the biggest tie I ever seen by the way. (I agree! And it's pink.)

Ryan: It's bigger than my head isn't it?

Copper: No... it works for you. (He is so flirting)

Ryan: Yours is tiny and mine's huge.

Copper: I've heard that often. (Smiles and laughs) ...
posted by amberglow 31 December | 22:43
bon jovi now--new year's rockin' eve 1986?
posted by amberglow 31 December | 22:51
I prefer ringing in the New Year with Billy Bass.

And Anderson Cooper is the cutest little metrosexual ever, until you run into Ryan Seahorse who's so adorably coifed its enough to gag monkeys.

First resolution for 2006? Get my hair frosted, you know before its not cool anymore.

Make that Billy Bass and Jack Daniels.
posted by fenriq 31 December | 22:58
Billy Bush? ; >

Ryan gets a 1/2 hour break....on to MTV.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 22:59
MTV: live performance, lots of bleeping, some rappers.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:03
shakira now, live. her i like.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:05
missed it, but i like her, too. or what little i've noticed her since she came on the scene.
she can move
but that boob thing makes me want her to watch out for seizures.
posted by ethylene 31 December | 23:15
hey, you're like my mechat best week ever, so i don't have to see mtv and you can tell me about the highlights.
posted by ethylene 31 December | 23:16
Obligatory: Is this something I'd need a TV to understand?

Then again, apparently you folks have the TV, it's on, and there's little understanding going on.

New Year's plans to go out have been cancelled. Which is pretty much OK with me, as I've got a ginormous martini* in front of me just the way I like it, no shoes on, no maddening crowds, no crazy drunk drivers, etc.

*Absolutely hugetastical martini. Found this nice martini glass at a thrift store a few weeks ago. It's gotta be like 8-10 ounces or something. Sucks up like a tenth of a fifth of vodka. I was actually scared to fill it to the brim. I put four large olives in it and it looks like they're swimming in an Olympic sized pool.
posted by loquacious 31 December | 23:16
taint obligatory
but i say we unify on a musical front

suggestions?
posted by ethylene 31 December | 23:23
i, too, am a four olive martinite, when i martini
posted by ethylene 31 December | 23:24
Not a martini for martinets, is it loq?


I've been watching this table of partygoers at some place called Charley O's. With just a half hour to go, they're really getting up to dickens.

http://www.earthcam.com/ts/cam_charleyoint.html
posted by rebirtha 31 December | 23:35
here comes Dick!

oh, he can't speak. awww. he's up in a studio.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:36
and no closeups yet.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:36
he's upstairs, and they were really zoomed out on him.

charley o's is a chain place?
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:38
So, I've been puzzled for years about the title "New Year's Rockin' Eve", until a couple of weeks ago, when I realized that it must be a euphemism for "New Year's Fuckin' Eve".

As in: "New Year's Fuckin' Eve, dudes! Whhoooooo!"

I told my girlfriend this tonight, and that I was embarrassed about it, since everyone must already know this, and she said she'd never thought of it. So, is it a euphemism, or what?
posted by interrobang 31 December | 23:39
he's really slurred.

totally, interro, i think, but then it's also related to American Bandstand's song--"we're going rockin'..."
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:42
rock and roll began as a euphemism for sex

i haven't seen dick yet but he sounded really worn.
posted by ethylene 31 December | 23:42
mariah live in times sq, wearing very little in the cold. (she's zaftig now)
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:43
she's lipsynching, so some things never change on a dick clark show.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:44
thanks for taking up the narrative, amber
i just wanna see sparkly ball drops later
and maybe a good dick shot

in the mean time i will pony up the charge for an audioasaultsong if someone has a request it theme--
--may need to be slightly more altered though
posted by ethylene 31 December | 23:46
that's zaftig?
i think of anita eikberg next to audrey hepburn as zaftig
posted by ethylene 31 December | 23:48
or sofia loren, eth

she looks good bigger.

dick is sad, wendell, but not a zombie.
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:54
Yeah, I like me a dirty, shaken vodka martini. Sometimes a bit of olive juice splashed in. I'll even float shards of ice in my proper martini glass, or pour in a bit of water just to keep me from going overboard. I'm almost done with this one and feeling fiiiine. The only tragedy here (as discussed previously somewhere or other either here or on MeFi proper) is that I only have sweet vermouth - as demanded by my GF roommate despite my vehment protestations to the contrary at the time of purchase. At least it's at least Martini & Rossi. :\

Cheers.
posted by loquacious 31 December | 23:55
they'll never ever say he's the oldest living teenager again...it's sad..he's been a fixture on tv for over 50 years now i think...how old is he? : (

have a glass of champagne or something ready---4 more minutes to 2006!
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:56
Wait a goddamn cottonpickin second.

Amberglow just typed "dick is sad"!? I'm... stunned.

Sorry. ;) I'm shameless. Spank me!
posted by loquacious 31 December | 23:57
the ball's dropping!

(maybe it'll be a theme for 06--sad dick--as long as they're not droopy like clark)
posted by amberglow 31 December | 23:59
Happy 2006!!!!!! : >
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:00
may this one be better for the whole world than last year was!
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:00
ah! i can hear the fireworks from here! : >
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:02
or from somewhere i hear it --are they doing them in times sq?
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:03
(oh, they were on my block) : >
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:04
Hey, New York City didn't explode! It IS going to be a Happy New Year! Damn, and I have to wait three more hours to shoot my guns and fireworks!
posted by fenriq 01 January | 00:04
you in CA? don't drown! ; >
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:08
i wanna see fireworks
and i wanna glimpse of that ancient dick
maybe if they put him to bed someone will have a pic.
well, the phone's aringing and i'm stallingoff some visiting and visitors for a bit.

feel free to count down and shoot off in the is it over thread, fenriq.
aim high.
posted by ethylene 01 January | 00:08
oh
there's dick
he looks powdery
posted by ethylene 01 January | 00:09
NYT: Dick Clark 'Not 100%' as Clock Is Ticking--...Meanwhile, a promotional photograph of Mr. Clark with his New Year's Eve co-hosts, Ryan Seacrest and Hilary Duff, that was distributed by ABC has been shown to have been digitally altered, with an image of Mr. Clark from before his stroke inserted into the frame. ...
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:11
Me and pips had been watching a Twilight Zone marathon and we switched to the countdown just as Dick Clark was doing some commentary. We sat in stunned silence for about 30 seconds and then pips said "We switched over from the Twilight Zone, right?"

(kidding aside, it's sad to see Dick Clark that way, although it seems like it's just his speech rather than his thought processes that are impaired. But as a memeber of the youngest demographic that can remember watching American Bandstand, it's makes me a bit verklempt to see a pice of cultural history start to fade)
posted by jonmc 01 January | 00:11
I can hear the fireworks all the way out here in Queens.
posted by jonmc 01 January | 00:13
it's really sad, i think. i bet he retires now.
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:13
they've switched to Duff in Hollywood...Dick will probably have taped his countdowns for midwest and west.
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:15
I remember a sketch on New Years like 15 years ago, where they had a stage manager type say "30 seconds to show time, Mr. Clark," and it showed him yanking out IV's and stuff before hitting the stage. Seems saddder, now. Retirement or not, he had a good run. Good to see ya, Dick.
posted by jonmc 01 January | 00:16
i'd be on the roof if i was in nyc
let's not ponder dick's ills
but celebrate what a long lasting fick he's been
*raises liquids for dick*
posted by ethylene 01 January | 00:17
fick?
posted by ethylene 01 January | 00:18
i can see nothing from my roof--a slice of jersey and one penn plaza, and the new towers on 42nd st, and the building cunning works in, and the McGrawHill Bldg which is the only cool one, but old.
posted by amberglow 01 January | 00:21
A sad dick is better than no dick at all, I guess.
I can't believe I typed that and I'm not even drubk.

Okay, still waiting for 2006 here on the Left Coast. (It's always better to have somebody else try out things first)

The big test here will be Monday Morning when we find out if the Rose Parade gets washed away.

Meanwhile, I'm working on my next Wadio Wendell, which is gonna make Howard Stern sound like Ryan Deadseascrolls.

posted by wendell 01 January | 00:24
Hey, did you know you can get drunk on champagne quickly? Someone should put a warning label on the damned stuff.
posted by fenriq 01 January | 01:06
And champagne bubbles make lousy scrubbers. Hey, is it tomorrow yet?
posted by fenriq 01 January | 01:11
I don't wanna see Dick in decline. TV is off, until local coverage picks up the annual explosion of the Space Needle.

Trivia note: my mom once appeared on American Bandstand, back when it was still a local Philly show.
posted by bmarkey 01 January | 02:06
Was she hot?
posted by interrobang 01 January | 02:14
Still is.
posted by bmarkey 01 January | 02:31
Oh man. We watched exactly two minutes of New Year's Rockin' Eve and had to turn it off. Dick Clark looked absolutely exhausted and sounded even worse. It was painful to watch.
posted by eamondaly 01 January | 10:24
Happy New Year's from Berlin! || I need YOUR help to make a mix...

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