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30 December 2005

AAAAARRRGGG! SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]

I AM COLD AND WET LIKE A SALAMANDER AND I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN IN WEEKS (DAMN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST WINTERS)! NOT EVEN MY LADYBUG GALOSHES CAN CHEER ME TODAY. ALSO, MY GOOD FRIENDS ARE ALL TOO FAR AWAY, AND THE FRIENDS I HAVE THAT ARE NEAR SUCK! MY HOUSE IS A MESS AND I MUST CLEAN BEFORE THE NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY, BUT NO ONE HAS RSVPED, THE FUCKERS! AND I WON'T EVEN GET INTO WORK! FUCK!
post by: Specklet at: 12:42 | 97 comments
I AM AT HOME AND HAVE NOTHING TO SHOUT ABOUT. BUT HI SPECKLET, HANG IN THERE AND FUCK THE FUCKERS!
posted by tr33hggr 30 December | 12:45
MY LEGS HURT
posted by cmonkey 30 December | 12:47
I LOVE SPECKLET!
posted by Hugh Janus 30 December | 12:48
LIVING ERA CD'S OF HITS FROM THE 30's CONTAIN TOO MANY FUCKING MEDLEYS AND LONG SONG TITLES WHICH MAKES MORE WORK FOR ME, LIKE THIS PRIMO SCALA & HIS ACCORDION & BANJO BAND (NO I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP) CD I'M ENTERING NOW. ESPECIALLY SINCE OUTSIDE OF WEIRDOS LIKE ME, THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH ANY INTEREST IN HEARING THIS ARE EITHER DEAD OR ENTOMBED IN FLORIDA REST HOMES EATING PASTA THROUGH IV'S. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET SOME FISH & CHIPS & A BEER.
posted by jonmc 30 December | 12:48
I HAVE NO FREINDS WHO SUCK!
AND END OF THE YEAR SELF REVIEW FORMS ARE LAME AND I CAN'T EVEN FIND LAST YEAR'S. NOT TO MENTION THE NAUSEA AND BACKACHE AND MY WIFE HAS NO FUCKING SYMPATHY BECAUSE IT'S MY OWN DAMN FAULT AND WE BOTH KNOW IT.
posted by danostuporstar 30 December | 12:49
I LOVE YOU TOO, HUGH!
posted by Specklet 30 December | 12:52
MY LIFE IS PRETTY GOOD APART FROM A DISTINCT LACK OF LIPLOCKING LATELY. I'M GETTING MY PORTRAIT DRAWN TONIGHT TOO. IT WILL MAKE A NICE AND FREE GIFT TO MY MOTHER.
posted by sciurus 30 December | 12:57
I AM HUNGRY AND GRUMPY AND I WANT TO SLEEP ALL WEEKEND. MR G AND I TRIED TO FIND A QUIET BAR TO PLAY CARDS LAST NIGHT AND EVERYWHERE WE WENT WAS FULL OF YOUNG LOUD DRUNK COLLEGE KIDS, EVEN THE PLACES THAT ARE NORMALLY QUIET ON A THURSDAY NIGHT. IT WAS AWFUL.
posted by gaspode 30 December | 12:58
YOU SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO PLAY DOMINOES! OR IF YOU MUST USE CARDS, CRIBBAGE!
posted by Hugh Janus 30 December | 13:02
WE LIKE TO PLAY TRUCO!!
posted by gaspode 30 December | 13:06
OKAY, OKAY, FINE, CARRY ON THEN!
posted by Hugh Janus 30 December | 13:07
SCIURUS, I WAS PICTURING A "TITANIC" PORTRAIT MOMENT FOR YOU THEN YOU MENTIONED YOUR MOM.
posted by rainbaby 30 December | 13:12
BUSH IS THE FUCKING WHAT?
posted by orthogonality 30 December | 13:12
YOU CAN SEE THE BEGINNING OF IT HERE, RAINBABY.
posted by sciurus 30 December | 13:14
TRUCO LOOKS FUN! LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN HEARTS AND TAROT!

I WANT TO DRAW A SCIURUS PORTRAIT REAL BAD!
posted by Specklet 30 December | 13:15
MY POCKETS HURT!

WORK BOUGHT US PIZZA FOR LUNCH, BUT IT HAD GARLIC CRUST AND MY DATE IS PICKING ME UP RIGHT FROM WORK AND I DON'T HAVE MY TOOTHBRUSH AND I DO NOT THINK THERE WILL BE ANY SMOOCHING FOR GARLICY BREATH KELLY TODAY. GGGRRRRR!
posted by kellydamnit 30 December | 13:15
KELLYDAMNIT DO YOU HAVE A MACHINE TO BUY GUM FROM? IF NOT, GO AROUND BEGGING FOR GUM!!! DO IT NOW!

SCIURUS, THAT IS SO COOL!

I WANT TO HAVE MY PORTRAIT DRAWN! ACTUALLY I WANT TO HAVE TASTEFUL PHOTOS TAKEN, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW!
posted by rainbaby 30 December | 13:20
SPECKLET YOU MAY DRAW ME ANYTIME.

KELLY DO YOU HAVE ANY LEMON OR LEMON JUICE AROUND? THAT WILL KILL THE HELL OUT OF THE GARLIC STENCH.

RAINBABY, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, I GET IT FOR FREE.
posted by sciurus 30 December | 13:22
AWW MAN, I WANNA GET IT FOR FREE!
posted by Specklet 30 December | 13:25
GUM! YES, I WILL BUY GUM. AND MAYBE ALTOIDS OR SOMETHING.
NO LEMONS, THOUGH. YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD BE COMMON, SINCE THE CAFETERIA HAS HOT TEA. BUT NO!
posted by kellydamnit 30 December | 13:28
GARLIC KISSES ARE GOOD. GO FOR SMOOCHING. PERHAPS HE LIKES GARLIC.
posted by loquacious 30 December | 13:29
YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU DON'T GET IT FOR FREE? I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
posted by sciurus 30 December | 13:29
ALTHOUGH... HE IS COOKING ME DINNER. IS THERE MUCH GARLIC IN BEEF BURGANDY? SINCE, IF THERE IS, I AM HOME FREE!


AND I WANT PEOPLE AT WORK TO STOP MAKING UNREASONABLE REQUESTS.

NO I WILL NOT WORK ON SATURDAY YOU FOOLS!
posted by kellydamnit 30 December | 13:29
SCIURUS THEY SHOULD PAY YOU!
posted by rainbaby 30 December | 13:30
BESIDES, THINK OF IT AS AN ICE BREAKER. CUE SCRIPT:

*SMOULDERING STARE*

DATE: "HI. WOAH."

KELLYDAMNIT: "Y'KNOW, I REALLY THINK I'D LIKE TO SMOOCH YOU... BUT..."

DATE, NERVOUS, FEARING THE WORST: "UH... BUT WHAT?"

KELLYDAMNIT: "I HAD GARLICKY PIZZA FOR LUNCH."

DATE: "OH! OH, WELL THEN..."

*DATE LEANS IN FOR A SMOOCH. SLIGHTLY GARLICKY SMOOCHING OCCURS.*

AAAAND CUT!
posted by loquacious 30 December | 13:32
THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DO NOT LIKE GARLIC IN ALL OF IT'S FORMS?!!!!
posted by cmonkey 30 December | 13:34
I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY.
posted by sciurus 30 December | 13:34
I LOVE GARLIC, BUT THIS PIZZA, THIS WAS GARLIC.

I COULD WILT A PLANT AT 100 YARDS!
posted by kellydamnit 30 December | 13:37
CAN'T YOU ALL SPEAK UP? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME MAKING OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
posted by porpoise 30 December | 13:44
I AM COLD AND SLIGHTLY HUNGOVER AND I THINK I SAID SOME STUPID STUFF LAST NIGHT. DAMN. ALSO I AM ACTUALLY DOING SOME WORK TO EARN MY MONTHLY BAR TAB AND FUCKING PAGEMAKER IS A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS AND KEEPS SCREWING UP MY TEXT FORMATTING ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH.

GARLIC IS GOOD.
posted by mygothlaundry 30 December | 13:46
GARLIC *IS* GOOD!! AND TRUCO IS FUN. I FEEL BETTER BECAUSE I JUST ATE LUNCH. NOW I HAVE TO WORK HARD FOR 3 HOURS TO MAKE UP FOR THE PUTZING AROUND I DID THIS MORNING. THAT MAKES ME SAD.
posted by gaspode 30 December | 13:53
I'M GOING TO CHICAGO FOR A WEEK!! YAY FOR RESTAURANTS WHO TAKE POST-HOLIDAY BREATHERS!
posted by Frisbee Girl 30 December | 14:08
BAKING SODA MOUTHWASH &/or CHEW PARSLEY!!!
posted by taz 30 December | 14:12
PEOPLE SHOULDN'T TAKE DRUNK PEOPLE SERIOUSLY WHEN THEY SAY STUPID STUFF. IT'S AN UNSPOKEN COMMANDMENT FROM GOD.
posted by cmonkey 30 December | 14:16
Wow, cmonkey, that makes me want to never touch another drop of alcohol.
posted by Frisbee Girl 30 December | 14:21
IT IS AN UNSPOKEN COMMANDMENT FROM GOD AND I HOPE THE PEOPLE I WAS DRINKING WITH HEEDED IT. OTHERWISE, I THINK THERE'S A SLIGHT POSSIBILITY THAT I MIGHT BE RUNNING FOR SHERIFF NOW. OR MAYBE REGISTRAR OF DEEDS.
posted by mygothlaundry 30 December | 14:29
VOTE MYGOTHLAUNDRY
posted by rainbaby 30 December | 14:34
DO SHERIFF'S WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TOO?
posted by danostuporstar 30 December | 14:41
MY RECIPE FOR BEEF BOURGUIGNON CALLS FOR TWO CLOVES OF GARLIC, KELLYDAMNIT, BUT I USE FOUR. NEVERTHELESS, IT IS IN NO WAY GARLICKY. I MADE THIS FOR MY WIFE ON CHRISTMAS EVE BECAUSE I AM THE WORLD'S BEST HUSBAND WHEN I'M NOT BEING A TOTAL DICK (AND SOMETIMES WHEN I AM). ALSO - I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED; DITTO ON THE CRAPPY, RAINY WEATHER GRIPE, SPECKLET, AND NOW I'VE WORN MYSELF OUT.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 30 December | 14:42
WHAT ABOUT WHEN DRUNK PEOPLE SAY SEXY THINGS?
posted by matildaben 30 December | 14:49
IN MY MIND THE THINGS I SAY WHEN DRUNK ARE SEXY, BUT UPON RE-EXAMINATION THE FOLLOWING DAY, THEY ARE NOT.
posted by gaspode 30 December | 14:51
IN YOUR ACCENT THEY ARE, GASPODE!

ALSO I JUST GOT SOME PICKLED SAUSAGES TO GO WITH THE PICKLED EGGS! CAN ANYONE PICKLE SOME TOAST FOR ME?!
posted by jonmc 30 December | 14:55
I IGNORE STUPID DRUNK THINGS, BUT TAKE DRUNK SINCERITY AND PROCOLOMATIONS OF LOVE SERIOUSLY!

I LOVE GARLIC!

I JUST SNEEZED!
posted by Specklet 30 December | 15:05
I IGNORE STUPID DRUNK THINGS,

*realizes specklet has been ignoring him all this time*
posted by jonmc 30 December | 15:07
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! THE ASSHOLES, THEY DID TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by mygothlaundry 30 December | 15:13
Don't be silly, Jon. I spend an inordinate amount of time paying attention to you. *whuffles vociferously*

A FRIEND HAS HURT MY FEELINGS! I WISH I COULD LET IT GO, KNOWING THEY DON'T CARE FOR ME AS MUCH AS I CARE FOR THEM, BUT I'M STILL SAD AND MAD. I MEAN, I'M AWESOME! HOW CAN HE BE SO SELF-ABSORBED!?
posted by Specklet 30 December | 15:14
ON PREVIEW: THAT'S FRIGGIN' AWESOME, MYGOTH!
posted by Specklet 30 December | 15:15
I spend an inordinate amount of time paying attention to you.

IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME YOU'D PICKLE ME SOME TOAST, DAMMIT!

*admires mygoth's assless chaps*
posted by jonmc 30 December | 15:16
ASSLESS CHAPS, PICKLED TOAST - THEY'RE RUNNING ME FOR SHERIFF! AAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by mygothlaundry 30 December | 15:18
MYGOTHLAUNDRY: THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME AND I WILL VOTE FOR YOU USING THE NAME OF A DEAD PERSON FROM YOUR COUNTY AS A PROXY
posted by cmonkey 30 December | 15:18
I bet pickling juice is to toast what milk was to the gingerbread man in Shrek.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 December | 15:18
/late in the day, gets into a scuffle with Hugh Janus

NO, I LOVE HER YOU FOOL. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROUND OF FISTICUFFS SIR!

GLASSES ARE FLUNG, FLASSES ARE GLUNG, ALL THE NAME OF SPECKLET!

By goddess you are hawt, and that's not just the cabernet (I have been home most of the day . . .)

WHO'S NEXT? I JUST SPILLED CAT LITTER (REALLY) ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND HAVE TO CARRY THE VACUUM CLEANER UPSTAIRS, TERRIFYING THE DOG AND TEMPTING MY BACK.

WHO'S NEXT, I SAY???
posted by tr33hggr 30 December | 15:20
IF YOU GET ELECTED SHERRIFF, CAN I BE YOUR DEPUTY? I'M EVER SO QUALIFIED. I CAN SPIT TOBACCO, SPOUT HOMESPUN WISDOM AND IF NECCESSARY, I WILL MAIM MYSELF IN ORDER TO PRODUCE A LIMP!
posted by jonmc 30 December | 15:21
I'LL FIGHT YOU FOR THE CHANGE UNDERNEATH THE COUCH CUSHIONS
posted by cmonkey 30 December | 15:22
THIS NEW BREED OF BOXED WINE. NOT SO BAD. FORGIVE ME IN ADVANCE IF I WANDER INTO IRC AND MAKE AN ASS OF MYSELF. holidays and all . . . /grumbles
posted by tr33hggr 30 December | 15:23
DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE SHERIFF, TR33HGGR!
/pizza delivery boy
posted by danostuporstar 30 December | 15:25
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A SHERIFF DOES. I WILL NEED LOTS AND LOTS OF DEPUTIES, OBVIOUSLY. DO YOU THINK I GET TO FORM A POSSE AND RIDE OUT ON MY HORSE TO STOP THE OUTLAWS BEFORE THEY GET TO THE GOLD TRAIN?

Because that would rock.
posted by mygothlaundry 30 December | 15:26
YES! YOU ALSO GET TO SHOOT NO-GOOD VARMINTS, ROMANCE THE WHOREHOUSE PROPRIETOR AND CALL SQUAREDANCES! THE PERKS ARE ENDLESS!
posted by jonmc 30 December | 15:29
I'd think twice about riding out in assless chaps, ma'am.

ASSLESS CHAPS ARE THE NEW NEUTRAL! A MUST HAVE FOR THE NEW YEAR! ASSLESS CHAPS FOR ALL!
posted by rainbaby 30 December | 15:29
CAN I HAVE MINE IN LEOPARD PRINT PLEASE?

*admires assless-chapped self in mirror*
posted by jonmc 30 December | 15:33
REALLY, SHERIFFS DEPUTIES MOSTLY TRANSPORT PRISONERS FROM COURT TO COUNTY JAILS, PATROL UNINCORPORATED AREAS, AND DELIVER COURT SUMMONSES. BUT THE SHERRIFF DOESN'T USUALLY DO THAT, IT'S AN ADMINISTRATIVE POSITION THAT REQUIRES YOU TO ACT LIKE THE CHIEF OF POLICE, ONLY YOU GET LESS MONEY AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH KEEPING THE COUNTY JAILS WORKING. YOU ALSO HAD BETTER START GROWING YOUR COP MUSTACHE NOW, BECAUSE THAT IS A LEGAL REQUIREMENT FOR SHERRIFS.

At least, that's how it's worked everywhere I've lived
posted by cmonkey 30 December | 15:37
Leopard print, zebra print, polka dots - the possibilities and perks are indeed endless.

I AM CHEERING UP ABOUT THIS NOW! BUT THERE WILL BE NO MOUSTACHE. DRESS CODES WILL CHANGE. OH YEAH.

Number 10 on this list is pretty good. It's helpful to teach people how to identify their children. God knows I can never tell which ones are mine.
posted by mygothlaundry 30 December | 15:42
...pickled toast?
posted by gaspode 30 December | 15:44
I'm going for a pickled breakfast, dear. We'll work on pickling the coffee, tommorrow.
posted by jonmc 30 December | 15:45
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posted by Hugh Janus 30 December | 15:48
I hate to be the one to point this out, but CHAPS ARE ASSLESS BY DEFINITION. CHAPS WITH AN ASS ARE CALLED "PANTS".
posted by bmarkey 30 December | 15:50
What kind of pants have no front?
posted by Hugh Janus 30 December | 15:51
SEXY PANTS.
posted by bmarkey 30 December | 15:52
CROTCHLESS PICKLED COFFEE!
posted by danostuporstar 30 December | 15:53
then I'll take some pickled oatmeal, please.

now that's just silly
posted by gaspode 30 December | 15:54
Hell, my nonno loves pepperoncini (pickled peppers) and pickled pigfeet. Pickling is a good way to treat just about any foodstuff. Either that or deepfrying.
posted by jonmc 30 December | 16:00
TR33HGGR, POUR ME A GLASS OF THAT WINE, HONEY!

JON, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. I DIDN'T MAKE YOU PICKLED TOAST BECAUSE I ALREADY MADE YOU DEEP FRIED TOAST!
posted by Specklet 30 December | 16:08
YOU COULD PICKLE CHUNKS OF SAITAN, THAT'S GOT A LOT OF THE SAME STUFF AS TOAST. ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SAITAN IS ON THE LIST OF FOODS ONE CAN PUT IN JONMC WITH ANY HOPE OF THEM STAYING THERE.

AH! BEER IS MOSTLY THE SAME STUFF AS BREAD! HOW ABOUT THIS:

The Pickled Toast

12-16 oz beer
shot glass of pickle liquid
Bread crust

Pour beer in glass. Drop shot glass of pickle liquid in beer, as in a depth charge. Garnish with bread crust. Drink with pickled eggs and pickled sausage for a perfect pickled breakfast.

TOO GROSS?
posted by PinkStainlessTail 30 December | 16:13
AKA TEXAS TOAST!

I BOUGHT A BIG BOTTLE OF LA FIN DU MONDE TODAY! AFTER I EXHAUST THE SIX OF BUD TALLBOYS I MAY DIP INTO IT! I AM WORKING ON PICKLING MYSELF! (SADLY, I HAVE TO WAIT WHIL OUR SOLITARY BEERGLASS SOAKS IN THE SINK. I DRANK EGGNOG OUT OF IT A WEEK AGO AND NEGLECTED TO WASH IT! YES I AM A DISGUSTING SLOB!)

YOU COULD PICKLE CHUNKS OF SAITAN,

SAITAN? ISN"T HE THE DEVIL WORSHIPING CHOP SOCKY STAR? OR IS IT SUMO WRESTLER?
posted by jonmc 30 December | 16:16
NO! DRINK THE LA FIN WHILE YOU ARE STILL SOBER ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE IT! SHIT IS GOOD!
posted by PinkStainlessTail 30 December | 16:19
I KNOW! I'VE HAD IT BEFORE! NOT ONLY IS IT QUITE TASTY, IT ALSO PACKS A NARCOTIC PIN-YOUR-ASS-TO-THE-COUCH BUZZ!
posted by jonmc 30 December | 16:21
CAREFUL OF THOSE ASS PINS IN YOUR ASSLESS CHAPS! I know they are just chaps, but I LIKE SAYING ASSLESS CHAPS DAGNABBIT!
posted by rainbaby 30 December | 16:23
LA FIN DU MONDE IS AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS! AND STRONG! STRONG AND DELICIOUS!
posted by Specklet 30 December | 16:26
MY FRIEND USED TO ALWAYS GIVE ME LE FIN DU MONDE AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT. I MISS HER.
posted by gaspode 30 December | 16:27
STRONG AND DELICIOUS!

JUST LIKE ME, BABY!

/BARRY WHITE
posted by jonmc 30 December | 16:28
I'M FEELING BETTER! HALLELUJAH!
posted by chewatadistance 30 December | 16:28
MYGOTHLAUNDRY!!! WHIP BOBBY MEDFORD'S ASS LIKE A NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL. CHALLENGE THAT SUMBITCH TO A PISTOL SHOOTING CONTEST - HIGH SCORE GETS THE OFFICE AND THE LOSER GETS OUT OF THE COUNTY.
posted by warbaby 30 December | 16:37
BUNCOMBE BUNCOMBE BUNCOMBE BUNCOMBE BUNCOMBE

I LIKE SAYING BUNCOMBE
posted by warbaby 30 December | 16:41
ASHEVILLE - THUNDER ROAD, BY GOD!!! DAMN, WE WERE GOING TO GO THERE WHEN WE WENT TO GEORGIA LAST YEAR, BUT WE ENDED UP SPENDING ALL OUR TIME AROUND COLUMBUS AND FT BENNING AND ATLANTA AND PLAINS.

THERE WAS THUNDER, THUNDER, OVER THUNDER ROAD.
THUNDER WAS HIS ENGINE AND WHITE LIGHTING WAS HIS LOAD...

*hums while driving fast*
posted by warbaby 30 December | 16:54
OH MY GOD I AM IN SUCH A FOUL MOOD! I CAN'T TELL IF I WANT TO YELL AND KICK OR CRY AND SLEEP! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
posted by Specklet 30 December | 17:06
I'D GO WITH THE LAST THREE WORDS, MYSELF.

/slaps self
posted by jonmc 30 December | 17:12
FASTER, SPECKLECAT! FUCK! FUCK!
posted by danostuporstar 30 December | 17:12
HE COOKS
HE CLEANS
HE KILLS
posted by fandango_matt 30 December | 17:19
MATHOWIE KILLED ALL THE SOL IMAGES AND CLOSED THE JONMC THREAD!
posted by fandango_matt 30 December | 17:47
I'M FUCKING SICK OF BEING UNEMPLOYED AND THINKING OF MYSELF AS A CORPORATE HIND-TEAT SUCKING WHORE, PLUS MY AUTOIMMUNE SYSTEM IS FUCKED UP AND I CAN'T WALK SO WELL ANYMORE, AND AND AND I WANT TO BE ON STAGE AGAIN AND CAN'T RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE NO NEW YEAR'S PLANS AND GRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I HAVE SPOKEN.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 30 December | 17:54
THERE'S CLEAN LAUNDRY IN THE MACHINE AND I DON'T WANT TO FOLD IT! AHHHHHHHHH!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 30 December | 17:58
YOU FOLD YOUR LAUNDRY? NERD.
posted by jonmc 30 December | 18:03
I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP ON TODAY! FUCK!

I WROTE SOMETHING WRONG ON A DRAWING AND THE CONTRACTORS BUILT A WALL EXACTLY HALF AS LONG AS IT SHOULD BE. NOW THE GC THINKS I'M AN IDIOT, AND I'M INCLINED TO AGREE WITH HIM.

I'M FEELING DISTINCTLY SORRY FOR MYSELF! I WANT TO DRINK, BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE IN THE LONG RUN. I WANT TO SMOKE AND CAN'T. MY EX/(NOT REALLY, ANYMORE) BEST FRIEND GETS BACK IN TO TOWN TODAY I HAVE TOO MANY EXPECTATIONS. *sobs*
posted by Specklet 30 December | 19:06
THATS LIKE IN SPINAL TAP WHEN THEY GET THE STONEHENGE THAT IS TWO FEET TALL. I'M SORRY. IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER I LISTENED TO THAT AMARIHTUNI GODA [i know i spelled that wrong] SONG TODAY
posted by sciurus 30 December | 20:05
I JUST WALKED ABOUT A MILE IN THE COLD IN TORONTO GOING UP AND DOWN SLIGHT INCLINES BECAUSE OUR HOST--WHO HAS LIVED HERE FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG--FORGOT THAT THE STREET CAR WE WERE GOING TO TAKE TO A SUBWAY STOP WAS ON THE WINTER SCHEDULE. YOU WOULD THINK THAT IT BEING WINTER AND ALL WOULD HAVE REMINDED HIM OF THIS FACT. AND NOW MY LOWER BACK HURTS.

BUT NOW I'M OFF TO THE PUB TO HAVE SOME WELL-DESERVED WHISKEY AND WATER, DAMNIT.
posted by TrishaLynn 30 December | 22:22
I USUALLY DON'T FOLD MY OWN LAUNDRY JON- I SEND IT OUT TO THE GRAND AVE LAUNDROMAT BUT I'M IN FLORIDA- MAN I MISS NEW YORK GOOD THING I FLY BACK TOMORROW!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 30 December | 23:18
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posted by arse_hat 30 December | 23:50
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