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27 December 2005

So. What do you want to know?
Where my t-shirts went
posted by jonmc 27 December | 13:31
Details about the first three things you pull out of your unmentionables drawer.
posted by danostuporstar 27 December | 13:33
Will my work experience at Borders help me get Canadian citizenship if I apply for jobs at Chapters?
posted by PinkStainlessTail 27 December | 13:37
Which Borders, PST? (former BorderBaby)
posted by jonmc 27 December | 13:38
Princeton NJ 1996-98
Reading PA 1998-2000
Home office 2000-present

(former BorderBaby)

I seem to remember it coming up once that there was a good liklihood that we had both occupied the same Papa Berenstain suit, albeit at different times/locations.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 27 December | 13:42
Stamford CT 1994-1997 (yes I was one of the union organizers at that store that you were warned about)
Danbury CT 1997-1998

For some reason, I thought you lived in Michigan and I have a friend who used to work at the Novi location.
posted by jonmc 27 December | 13:45
For some reason, I thought you lived in Michigan


And I do: the home office is in Ann Arbor. I myself live in Belleville, which is about 30-40 minutes from Novi.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 27 December | 13:48
Where can I get good chili cheese fries and buffalo wings around here?
posted by kenko 27 December | 13:50
Did I give whatever sickness I had to my wife, or does she have something unrelated she's going to give to me?

(because that would be AWESOME)
posted by selfnoise 27 December | 13:52
The future.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 December | 14:00
I predict that you will type more stuff here.

Happy?
posted by jonmc 27 December | 14:00
The future.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 December | 14:01
See I was right. Let's go out to Acqueduct and play the ponies.
posted by jonmc 27 December | 14:02
I'd like to know who is going to smooch with me this New Year's.
posted by sciurus 27 December | 14:03
Meeee, sciurus, meeeeee.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 December | 14:04
Ooo! Ver' nice. What's halfway between NYC and Cleveland?
posted by sciurus 27 December | 14:08
In the vein of kenko - Old Dutch Canada has discontinued their pork rinds. Are there any other sources of crack bacon available in Canada?
posted by porpoise 27 December | 14:08
Ew. Penn State is halfway.
posted by sciurus 27 December | 14:10
Why do all the men in my life seem to really suck these days??? First the airport thing, then the headache thing...

In the words of Eartha Kitt, "Where Is My Man"?
posted by TrishaLynn 27 December | 14:26
I want to know when Specklets Candy is coming out so I can have some.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 27 December | 14:47
Hee hee! Specklets, the candy!

I want to know what colors and flavors would they come in, that's what I want to know.

dano, three things? You're lucky if you get one. Unless it's Super Dress-up Night and there are garter belts and stockings involved.
posted by Specklet 27 December | 14:57
I want to know what sort of fabulous things await me at Target. Better go right now and find out!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 December | 15:00
I want to know why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
posted by mr_crash_davis 27 December | 15:05
If I were to throw a penny off the top of my office building (4 stories), would it crack the pavement?
posted by cmonkey 27 December | 15:05
Jonmc, the Snackfood is in the R&D stage. Bacon-wrapped deep-fried chocolate-covered eggs soaked in beer.

I think it's got legs.
posted by jonmc 27 December | 15:06
Which is precisely why no one will eat it
posted by dodgygeezer 27 December | 15:07
The future.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 December |


I'm drinking a glass of water in the empty hotel bar at the Principe di Savoia and staring at the mural behind the bar and in the mural there is a giant mountain, a vast field spread out below it where villagers are celebrating in a field of long grass that blankets the mountain dotted with tall white flowers, and in the sky above the mountain it's morning and the sun is spreading itself across the mural's frame, burning over the small cliffs and the low-hanging clouds that encircle the mountain's peak, and a bridge strung across a pass through the mountain will take you to any point beyond that you need to arrive at, because behind that mountain is a highway and along that highway are billboards with answers on them -- who, what, where, when, why -- and I'm falling forward but also moving up toward the mountain, my shadow looming against its jagged peaks, and I'm surging forward, ascending, sailing through dark clouds, rising up, a fiery wind propelling me, and soon it's night and stars hang in the sky above the mountain, revolving as they burn.

The stars are real.

The future is that mountain.

Bret Easton Ellis, 'Glamorama'
posted by matteo 27 December | 15:38
matteo: do you know of any good Italian mourning rituals or toasts me and The Wino can do in honor my late Uncle Vincent? He was half-Sicilian and would probably appreciate it.
posted by jonmc 27 December | 15:41
Details here if you haven't read.
posted by jonmc 27 December | 15:51
Let us go into the future ... all the way ... to the year 2000.
posted by dhartung 27 December | 16:06
Specklets Candy would be little bunny-shaped chewables with Welsh names that sound really cute and strange. The flavors would be three-fold for each, with a chocolate/caramel, a type of fruit, and some kind of nut inside. You could buy them in packs or as edible jewelry.

If this is wrong, please let me know. The R and D guys have been up for several days on Mountain Dew and Doritos figuring it out.
(They're fun to watch after Day 3, by the way.)
posted by Lipstick Thespian 27 December | 16:24
Now I wanna know what do you think of guys with beards?
posted by Hugh Janus 27 December | 16:56
When i'm next gonna "get some."
posted by ramix 27 December | 16:59
I had a beard until a month ago but then I got tired of it. I look good in a beard and it really cuts the wind off Lake Erie.
posted by sciurus 27 December | 17:24
Beards? What kind of beards? Like this? Not so much. This? Well, lose the cheese and okay. I actually could get into something like this, but I'd prefer something like this. Yum.
posted by Specklet 27 December | 17:24
jon, I am so sorry. I'm sending you an email now
posted by matteo 27 December | 17:33
Yeah, sciurus, you're a cutie with a beard. So's Schyler and seanyboy...
posted by Specklet 27 December | 17:33
If I will ever find a man to smooch...or to get some from.
posted by sisterhavana 27 December | 17:40
I concur that seanyboy has a magnificent beard specimen. Mine is just a bit scraggly.
posted by sciurus 27 December | 17:51
scruffy boys = teh hawt

I want to know when I can take a break.
posted by YouCanCallMeAl 27 December | 18:49
sciurus = teh hawt
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 December | 19:25
cmonkey: only if you remove all the air from your neighborhood.
posted by warbaby 27 December | 19:37
Should I keep my beard bushy (something like Specklet's third link), or grow it wildly long, or trim it fairly short?
posted by box 27 December | 21:05
i really really wanna know why people who were inspirations when you were young--and were free and open and encouraging and got in trouble for it a lot--and helped make you who you are today totally. because they weren't afraid of anything and showed you how also...became so small and boring and limited on purpose when they got old and had kids and stuff.

i finally regained my inborn and naive hope and optimism for the future (missing almost all year) and came home tonight to this horrendously inane hanukkah letter and pics...and am too sad. The cousin who i first smoked pot with--and did coke with--way back in the late 70s when i was still in hs and she was in college, and who had a pow/mia bracelet when i was very young, and who was thrown out of her house for secretly getting a diaphragm when i was not even old enough to be thinking of sex, and who actually wore betsy johnson to come to Danceteria's new year's eve 1982-3 with me, etc...who was always wanting me to run away with her when we were little...and was always the only open-minded and non-judgmental person in my family...

is now this completely weird and closed person...who chose the most limiting kind of life, and is thriving in a box.

: (
posted by amberglow 27 December | 23:33
sciurus = teh hawt

! my day is made and it isn't even 7:30 yet !
posted by sciurus 28 December | 07:27
Just stating a fact my friend :-D
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 December | 09:59
There's that smile!
posted by sciurus 28 December | 10:27
So what were the good books this year? || Update:

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