Cheese Horns The saga Continues.→[More:]As planned, I met my main man Divine wino for drinks at our usual watering hole, and like a good freind I brought him a Svenhard's Cheese Horn (from the same company that brought us the mysterious "Breakfast Claw"). Even though the Wino is of part-Swedish heritage he was mystified by the Cheese Horn's distictly non-hornesque shape. So we looked at the wrapper and discovered there was a 1-800 number for "customer coments." He called on his cell. The part of the conversation I heard included the phrase "Yes, I understand that danishes are not made of Danes..." among other things. He's promised a follow-up call, hopefully to be recprded. I distributed peices of the Cheese Horn around the bar. It tasted like a Danish. The barmaid liked it and so did I. For what it's worth.