Merry Kissmas! →[More:]For everyone who does not have another holiday to celebrate today, I give you Kissmas.
Activities you are encouraged to embrace: sleeping in, eating (only what you like!), watching movies, playing in the snow, lounging, snuggling, getting it on, taking it off, dance-offs, moonwalking, singing, playing (eg guitars, Scrabble), sharing, and of course, kissing.
Activities you are encouraged to avoid: travelling, working, shivering, spending money, spending time with people you dislike, feeling guilty, feeling angry, biting your tongue, and of course, oppressing non-Kisstians.
H is still asleep, and I won't wake him per First Activity rules, so so far I've only got to celebrate with boy cat, who sadly reacts to Kissmas in his customary way way, rrrow cutitout rrrow oppression.
So I hope all of you react a bit better to my heartfelt Kissmas offering:
SMOOCH!