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25 December 2005

Merry Kissmas! [More:]For everyone who does not have another holiday to celebrate today, I give you Kissmas.

Activities you are encouraged to embrace: sleeping in, eating (only what you like!), watching movies, playing in the snow, lounging, snuggling, getting it on, taking it off, dance-offs, moonwalking, singing, playing (eg guitars, Scrabble), sharing, and of course, kissing.

Activities you are encouraged to avoid: travelling, working, shivering, spending money, spending time with people you dislike, feeling guilty, feeling angry, biting your tongue, and of course, oppressing non-Kisstians.

H is still asleep, and I won't wake him per First Activity rules, so so far I've only got to celebrate with boy cat, who sadly reacts to Kissmas in his customary way way, rrrow cutitout rrrow oppression.

So I hope all of you react a bit better to my heartfelt Kissmas offering:

SMOOCH!
SMOOCH SMOOCH.

Is showering on the first or second list?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 December | 09:51
It depends on how much of what's on the first list you hope to accomplish, and how the Kisstian you plan to celebrate with feels about your redolence.

If you're alone and love your shower, shower! If you're alone and love your stink, stink!

That's what Kissmas is all about.
posted by melissa may 25 December | 09:53
Woo woo ::goes back to wallowing in stink::

Although I did get new Clementine body wash and a soft, fuzzy new robe, so a shower could be fun.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 December | 09:56
Hey! I have a nice new fuzzy robe too, and some bitching body wash, so I'm off to celebrate in the shower. (That's not a euphemism.)

/pads off, smooching TPS on her way to fuzzy robe bliss.
posted by melissa may 25 December | 10:00
Ooooooo what kind of body wash? Mine is C.O. Bigelow (from Bath & Body Works) Clementine Body Wash. It smells just like delicious oranges!!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 December | 10:38
I got some of these! Will they match you guys' robes?!
posted by chewatadistance 25 December | 10:51
Ooo fancy! My robe is white, so any color slipper would be appropriate.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 December | 11:02
We are such fashion plates. Cold feet be damned!
posted by chewatadistance 25 December | 11:05
Kiss + mas = More kisses

Wooo hooooo!!
posted by Frisbee Girl 25 December | 11:37
Smoochees back atcha!
posted by Five Fresh Fish 25 December | 12:00
Is this a Girl Only thread? If so, count me in!
posted by mike9322 25 December | 12:00
Oops, never mind.
posted by mike9322 25 December | 12:01
And just because posting three comments in a row is oh-so-en-vogue, here's my favorite gift!
posted by mike9322 25 December | 12:03
Oh mike9322, that is sooooo cute.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 December | 12:09
≡ Click to see image ≡

+

{{{{{{ }}}}}}

!!
posted by taz 25 December | 12:26
/pads back from longest most indulgent shower ever singing "So Fresh, So Clean.."

Wow, TPS, I've got Lemongrass Mandarin body wash and it smells very orangey, and my robe's fuzzy white...can it be mere coincidence? I highly doubt it!

Yoga, I love your slippers, and mike, I love your present, and taz, I love your big ruby red lips, all the better to be smooched with!

Now it's off for some industrial grade lounging -- A Christmas Story at least twice, and discreet pokes at the still-sleeping H so that I can really get my Kissmas in gear. Smooches for all, and for all a good smooch!
posted by melissa may 25 December | 12:30
You'll shoot your eye out, melissa may.

Go Vikings!
posted by mike9322 25 December | 12:33
Mwahhh!!!!

(do we have to put on that makeup they would wear and sing "I wanna rock and roll all night" and "beth" and stuff?) ; >
posted by amberglow 25 December | 12:40
amberglow, my sweet kissy face, that is a sect of Kisstians that is known as Hard Core. Your heart will tell you if you're ready to take it there. Me, I'm more about the Kissmas lounging -- but for those about to rock, I salute you!
posted by melissa may 25 December | 12:44
melissa may, we're twwwwins!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 25 December | 13:24
awwww I am late for the smooches, but in case anyone wants more, I'm sending them out...

*smooches into the ether*
posted by gaspode 25 December | 14:47
*plants a big one on gaspode*
posted by Frisbee Girl 25 December | 14:54
*plants big one on everyone, even jonmc*
posted by interrobang 25 December | 18:11
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