I can't think of them all off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure the bloodhound gang worked them all into a song at some point.

That entire song is insane. I downloaded it shortly after it came out, listened once or twice and then filed it in the same category as "My Humps" and hoped to forget it. Thanks for reminding me! Satan!

Let's just see all the lyrics, why don't we? Yes.

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Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

*wakes from nap*
*fires up computer, stares at screen*
What the... don't people just fuck anymore?

This made me laugh aloud: Power drill the yippee bog/With the dude piston

Mine:
Doing the horizontal polka.

My roommate calls masturbation "dancing with myself."

I particularly hate the words "pork" and "bone" when used as verbs.

Burping the worm in the mole hole
Parking the beef bus in tuna town
Run the rat up the drainpipe
Send Helmut into the mine
Spraypaint the closet

My favorite ewww-phemism is "vertical bacon sandwich." Makes me hungry just thinking about it.

Spraypaint the closet

I have never heard that one. Ingenious.

here's mine: Stuff the Bloodhound Gang in the Wood Chipper.

Or maybe: Squash the Fratrapper in the Daycare Center

man, the sad part is people pay to hear this nonsense.

Whatever. Just don't get me started on the Juggalos or I'm breaking out my pimpstick on y'all.

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C'est vrai, Bart.

Guy #1: So is this chick good to go?

Guy #2: She'll glaze your ham for you.

Specklet, I also liked that line. Mental note to use the term 'dude piston' in conversation...

I just laughed out loud at work. Faux pas.

In a book called "The Colorist" a couple used "fighting crime" as their euphemism. I've borrowed it.

hm. Fighting crime vs. spraypainting the closet?

Nice work, everyone.

adding salami to the roast beef sandwich.

i think it's made worse by the very specificity of the state of the female organ.

Riding the baloney pony.

Pressing the thumbs up button.