Ask MeCha: Where to get off? →[More:]I've got a minor problem. My ex-boyfriend whom I still live with (it's a long fucking story that I don't want to get into here) needs to get to the airport on Wednesday. I'm currently located in Englewood, NJ because I'm helping out a friend who has a broken leg by helping him out around his condo, and we live in Flushing.
He wants me to get back to Queens some time during the day on Wednesday so that I can take him to the airport around noon. I eventually to get back here to Jersey because all of my clean, wearable clothes are here.
My friend with the broken leg is offering to give him money for a car service to take him to the airport, plus money for the GWB and Triboro bridges back to Queens. I'm offering to give him all the change I have in my change cups, plus the extra $2 I gave him last night. All he has to do is drive my car (yes, it's my car) to Englewood tonight after 7 pm or so, and then pay the friend with the broken leg back when he gets back from his Christmas trip.
He refuses to do it, because he doesn't want to sit in all the crazy traffic that will happen tonight.
My question is: Exactly what kind of item should I ask him to stuff up his ass?