how festive
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My holiday shopping is done. Thanks, Prank Place!

Hey, I own one of those walking penguin poopers. Couldn't resist at the checkout, plus, it turns out the poop is harder than you would expect, and slightly minty. Yum.

where's the penis shaped cheez whiz dispenser?
i have things to smuggle and my penis pipe is only so big--

My condom holder is a giant wooden penis "antique" with drawers in it. I can't tell if it's the most awesome thing ever or totally embarassing and ridiculous. I bought it at an antiques store and when I brought it to the counter two old women who were talking immediately shut up. They looked at each other, then me, and say "Do you know what this is?" "Besides being a huge, wooden cock with drawers in it? Mine."

sounds awesome but i'd have to see it
i'd probably keep it for the drawer

I want one! We do a cutthroat pollyanna on Christmas Eve every year, and pooping penguins is the perfect pollyanna present. Not to mention very alliterative.

dobbs: we need pictures!