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14 December 2005

Take the Bem Sex Role Inventory Test It characterizes your personality as masculine, feminine, androgynous, or undifferentiated. The BSRI is based on gender stereotypes, so what it's actually measuring is how well you fit into your traditional sex role.
post by: amberglow at: 22:11 | 73 comments
i got-- Androgynous
You scored 70 masculinity and 63 femininity!
You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles.
posted by amberglow 14 December | 22:14
Amberglow is more man than I am.

Feminine
You scored 40 masculinity and 63 femininity!
You scored high on femininity and low on masculinity. You have a traditionally feminine personality.
You scored higher than 5% on masculinity
You scored higher than 58% on femininity
posted by danostuporstar 14 December | 22:20
Masculine
You scored 63 masculinity and 43 femininity!

Yeah, baby!

*Slaps MeCah on it's collective ass and tell it get him a beer, then shoots gun*
posted by jonmc 14 December | 22:22
That's the second time in a row, I've incorrectly capitalized someone's username. I know it's no big deal but I usually pay attention to that sort of stuff. Apologies.
posted by danostuporstar 14 December | 22:25
Feminine
You scored 36 masculinity and 53 femininity!

≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by quonsar 14 December | 22:25
Scored 50% on the masculinity and 33% on the femininity. Which is good, because I feel very male. :)
posted by sbutler 14 December | 22:26
Hey, quonsar! I'm waitin' on that beer, toots!
posted by jonmc 14 December | 22:27
Androgynous
You scored 63 masculinity and 66 femininity!
You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles.

So did mummy-dearest hold me too much or was it the dressing me up in frilly peticoats whenever Father was away?

Bem sex role text - B.ug E.yed M.onster?
posted by porpoise 14 December | 22:32
so, what kind of images to androgynous and undifferentiated bring up?
posted by quonsar 14 December | 22:35
I am the manliest of all: You scored 73 masculinity and 30 femininity!
posted by dame 14 December | 22:39
Masculine- 70 masculine, 43 feminine.

Wait a minute- do my eyes deceive me- am I more masculine than jonmc?!?! ::slaps chest, burps and scratches underarms::
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 December | 22:39
(No wonder people always think I'm such a bitch.)
posted by dame 14 December | 22:41
Well, there's only one way to settle this. Wrestling match.
posted by jonmc 14 December | 22:41
Androgynous
posted by danostuporstar 14 December | 22:42
Undifferentiated
You scored 46 masculinity and 43 femininity!

Richard f*cking Simmons!

I gotcher differentiator right here, pal.
posted by Triode 14 December | 22:44
Undifferentiated
You scored 46 masculinity and 46 femininity!

I got Richard Simmons too. Those fuckers don't understand me.
posted by matildaben 14 December | 22:48
Androgynous
You scored 56 masculinity and 70 femininity!
You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles.

Cool, does this make me a shemale? ; )
posted by sisterhavana 14 December | 22:49
Just so everyone knows how cool I am (by association): this test is by my academic advisor's wife. Go Cornell!
posted by Eideteker 14 December | 22:57
Androgynous
You scored 73 masculinity and 60 femininity!
You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles.

Lots of androgynes around here. We'll apparently be the ones with mirrors to look up each others' skirts at the meet-ups.
posted by yhbc 14 December | 23:04
Androgynous
You scored 66 masculinity and 50 femininity!
You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles.

≡ Click to see image ≡

Please note that most of my friends since I was little have been girls. Take that, nature!

Flaming Asexual.
posted by Eideteker 14 December | 23:04
Feminine
You scored 30 masculinity and 53 femininity!

I'm a lady boy! I wonder if our scores would be the same if we hadn't known what the test was for ahead of time.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 14 December | 23:05
PinkStainlessTail, no wonder people get us confused! I actually AM a man, and you actually ARE a lady.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 December | 23:06
Wait, but didn't you hear me? I am the manliest of all. OF ALL!!!
posted by dame 14 December | 23:14
Um, I think I'm more masculine than anyone here? Could that be right?

You scored 80 masculinity and 63 femininity!
posted by mudpuppie 14 December | 23:16
Ha. I beat dame! In your face, bitch!
posted by mudpuppie 14 December | 23:17
Oh you men. Who wants cookies?
posted by PinkStainlessTail 14 December | 23:21
Masculine
You scored 66 masculinity and 46 femininity!
posted by jrossi4r 14 December | 23:25
Androgynous
You scored 60 masculinity and 56 femininity!
posted by gaspode 14 December | 23:30
Outside. Now. Leave your shirt.
posted by dame 14 December | 23:32
Okay dame, but I should warn you: If we're going to do the topless thing, I'll win the masculinity contest hands-down.
posted by mudpuppie 14 December | 23:34
Androgynous. 50 masculinity & 80 femininity.
posted by mygothlaundry 14 December | 23:34
Wait a second. I have to go punch and shoot things.

Feminine. 40 masculinity and 76 femininity.

I am watching a sporting event right at this very moment.
posted by goatdog 14 December | 23:40
Androgynous
You scored 73 masculinity and 73 femininity!
posted by moonbird 14 December | 23:40
Goatdog, I think you're a lovely person.

And that's not just the man in me talking.
posted by mudpuppie 14 December | 23:42
Straight (heh, not) down the middle. I loves me a lil' symmetry.
posted by moonbird 14 December | 23:44
I was hoping the boobies would distract you, pup.
posted by dame 14 December | 23:47
attention girls: 89% masculine and 17% feminine.

≡ Click to see image ≡

i thought i was answering really girly, too!
posted by sam 14 December | 23:53
no seriously let's talk about my manliness now. now, women!
posted by sam 14 December | 23:58
Androgynous: 60 masculinity and 56 femininity.
*bats eyelashes, burps*
posted by go dog go 14 December | 23:59
Sam, I feel obliged to challenge you to a duel.
posted by mudpuppie 15 December | 00:01
Sam, I feel obliged to challenge you to a duel.
posted by mudpuppie 15 December | 00:01
I feel so obliged, I did it twice.
posted by mudpuppie 15 December | 00:02
AAAAAAAAAAGH. RICHARD SIMMONS!!!

I think I'd rather be Lauren Becall or Marlene Dietrich.
posted by loquacious 15 December | 00:02
mp: 9/80=11.25%. that is how much more manly I am than you. seriously you do not want this. you do not want to to be battered around by my manliness.

now, some of the young ladies around here, manliness, etc.
posted by sam 15 December | 00:05
Okay, what exactly are we going to consider "young ladies." And do we divvy them up, or what?
posted by mudpuppie 15 December | 00:07
Oh, to be a young girl again.
posted by Eideteker 15 December | 00:13
no, kemosabe, we will divy up nothing. unless you've somehow come up with another 11.25% of manliness!
posted by sam 15 December | 00:38
Um, I think I'm more masculine than anyone here? Could that be right?
You scored 80 masculinity and 63 femininity!
posted by mudpuppie 14 December | 23:16

Wow, that is so hot.
posted by porpoise 15 December | 00:48
Well if pup and I combine our manliness, then we'll take you down.
posted by dame 15 December | 00:52
Feminine
You scored 40 masculinity and 80 femininity!

Hah! goatdog, I'm an even bigger pussy than you are!
posted by kyleg 15 December | 00:53
(mudpuppie thinks sam has her confused with a guy, and chuckles privately at the thought.)

(also, mudpuppie apparently likes referring to herself in the third person.)
posted by mudpuppie 15 December | 00:55
Whew. It's hard being the least manly man around. Thanks for taking responsibility for that, kyleg.
posted by goatdog 15 December | 00:56
mud, what does gender have to do with this? this is about manliness. it is not about penis.
posted by sam 15 December | 00:57
also, there is a literal catfight going on outside my door right now. metaphorical catfight, however, not so much. but i'm clearly ready for when it happens.
posted by sam 15 December | 00:59
The Replacements wrote a song about me:

Androgynous
You scored 70 masculinity and 70 femininity!

Why this deserves an exclamation point escapes me, however.
posted by Frisbee Girl 15 December | 01:02
mud, what does gender have to do with this? this is about manliness. it is not about penis.
posted by sam 15 December | 00:57

Now that penis has been brought up, meh.
posted by mudpuppie 15 December | 01:05
NOW!!
posted by Frisbee Girl 15 December | 01:07
what?
posted by sam 15 December | 01:23
54/50 or fight.
posted by klangklangston 15 December | 01:26
86 masculinity and 50 femininity
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 15 December | 01:34
54 40, klang. you will have to become less effeminate. i will buy you a bowling ball and pop tarts.
posted by sam 15 December | 01:38
Androgynous
You scored 56 masculinity and 73 femininity!

oh crap. second most feminine, after mgl. but i have a penis!
posted by flopsy 15 December | 09:07
my bad. third, after goatdog. that makes it a little better.
posted by flopsy 15 December | 09:09
I'm androgyne.
You scored 50 masculinity and 63 femininity!

It isn't my fault I like to cuddle goddammit.
posted by sciurus 15 December | 09:25
So dame, thepinksuperhero, muddpuppie and I are gonna go drink beer, watch sports and pinch girls bottoms? Any of you church ladies gotta problem with that??
posted by jonmc 15 December | 09:34
I listen to hardcore gangsta rap and drink beer while I bake. Perhaps that partially explains my apparent androgyny.
posted by sciurus 15 December | 09:44
WOO WOO pinching girls bottoms.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 15 December | 10:06
Yay sports!
posted by dame 15 December | 10:39
All right. Now let's all spit on the floor and piss off the porch. Then we can yell at a passing woman and ask if we can eat our lunch off her ass.
posted by jonmc 15 December | 10:45
This man class is very informative ::takes notes::
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 15 December | 11:41
Androgynous
You scored 56 masculinity and 73 femininity!

Apparently, flopsy and I are the same person.
posted by deborah 15 December | 14:38
Androgynous
You scored 53 masculinity and 70 femininity!

Woohoo!
posted by me3dia 15 December | 15:50
This thread calls for a song by Joan Fuckin' Jett.
posted by mudpuppie 15 December | 16:15
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